烦恼篇

怎么了 ..
你累了 ..
说好的 ..
幸福呢 ..

不会开头 .. 借用歌词来表示我最近的状况啦~. 最近呢, 真的只有"烦恼"这两个字可以形容! 第一. 工作量减少 .. 生活过得蛮困难的! 农历新年靠近了呢 .. 还没发薪水=_=. 第二. 运动量增加 .. 体重却迟迟不减! 当然啦我明白减肥不是那么容易办到的事情 .. 不过真的是尽全力拚了! 烦恼着会不会放弃这个念头 .. 应该不会吧 ^_^. 第三. 感受不到任何幸福的感觉 .. 我家人不支持我现在所要做的工 .. 唉! 我有自己想走的路啊 .. 我需要的是家人的支持而不是帮我准备好的未来! 为了这个我已经打算了, 假如他们不同意我的做法 .. 我会搬出去自己住然后努力朝我方向走, 直到我成功的那天! 是不是听起来有点孩子气呢? 不过没办法, 这真的是我想尝试的 .. 不想老了才来拼! 所谓想拚趁年轻嘛 ^_^. 除了家人, 我也渐渐感觉不到朋友们给我的幸福. 当然人各有志, 以前很要好的朋友现在已经无法那么好了 .. 做人是要向前看的不是往后想! 就在我回忆的当中, 这句话往往都会出现在我脑海中 .. 这门道理合理吗? 我不懂呢 .. 我也不想强求 .. 我很容易满足的~ 偶尔约约出来 .. 边喝茶边回味就已经很满足很幸福了! 第四. 女人! 有时真的是出自好心想帮忙却被误会我对她们有某种的阴谋而逃避我 .. 这的确是蛮伤人的. "从此都不当好心人了"带点孩子气的我是不会说出如此孩子气的对白吧 .. 我只能说他们不了解我这平凡的小配角. 我甚至会很天真的想"我为人人,人人为我"这种想法呢 .. 哈哈~ 我觉得我还比较喜欢为朋友吧 .. 人人这个任务太大了无法达成呢 ^_^. 我的心里已有"她", 所以呢 .. 不要误会我啦~ "她"对我可能没有如此的热情 .. 不过我还是不会灭掉对"她"的热情啦! 女生朋友们, 假如我有对你们冒犯可以在这里留言描述我的恶行 .. 此话当真! 嘻嘻~ ^_^

"她"呢 .. 生病了 =(. 唉~ 我不是医生什么都帮不了 .. 只好祈祷祝她早日康复咯^_^. 真的无法想象我既然有那么内向的一面! 情人节快到了 ~ 读者朋友们, 你们准备好如何庆祝了吗? 单身的朋友们, 无需伤心或忧心哦 .. 当天也是农历新年! 可以拿红包嘛 嘿嘿 .. 我今年是无法庆祝到情人节了! 觉得孤单的话可以一起出来庆祝我们自己ORGANIZE的单人节! 放心啦 .. 我又不是第一年ORGANIZE .. 会很好玩的 ^_^. 恋爱中的读者朋友们, 梁静茹的歌词都有写"其实爱对了人, 情人节每天都过" .. 虽然如此, 还是希望你们会轰轰烈烈的庆祝一番! 祝你们天长地久啦~. 讲到新年, 新衣服还没买呢=_=. 最近看到好多朋友在广场的时装店拚货哦! 不但如此呢, 有些还染了一头红发! 好有迎接新年的SPIRIT! 我会输你们吗~~ 我领薪水了去买整套红色的! 怎样? 怕我了吧!? 嘿嘿嘿! 至于.. 穿不穿呢 .. 还不知道啦! 哇哈哈哈哈 ~~. 除了这些, 邻居们都开始在大扫除了 .. 勤劳的我既然还没开始 .. 有点自卑的说 >_< . 平时不看日历的我就因为以上的因素而感到农历新年真的在靠近了! 槟城的朋友们 ... 我们很FRIEND的hor??? 当天去你家做客好不好啊??? 好勒!? 好吧! 就这样决定咯~~~~~~

在你们的印象中, 我是不是一个常常听那些很吵很乱的歌呢?? 告诉你们, 我变了!! 最近的我很奇怪 .. 我都去听那些伤心的歌 .. 什么 分手快乐啦 .. 你不是真正的快乐啦 .. 温柔(还你自由版)啦 .. 等等很多很多伤心歌! 甚至我还会在Mr.Jazz面前唱到阿杜的他一定很爱你和I DO呢 ... 他的表情就是显出一副"我的天啊"的问道 :"你会听伤心歌的!?!?!?!". 哼哼~ 我可谓人类勒! 为什么不听啊~ 而我最近会听这些伤心歌的原因 .. 是不是我太过乐观了而想听伤心歌来平衡一下 .. 还是我真的在爱情方面真的是很悲观呢=_=. 哟~ 种种原因的可能性吧 .. 我内心世界变得比较丰富了 ^_^. 顺便一问槟城的读者朋友们, 谁想要唱K的! MSN我来报名哦 ~~ Mr.Jazz最近心情不平衡想要朋友们陪啦 .. 越多人越好!

好啦~ 今天所写的比较感性了些 .. 希望不要见外 ^_^
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情人节笑话 哇哈哈 ~

少女问：“为什么你买人造花给我？我喜欢鲜花呀。”
男朋友：“亲爱的，鲜花总是在我等你的时候就枯萎了！”

老婆：“结婚时，你说我美得如一部电影！”
老公：“是的，一部无声的哑片！”

数学家同女朋友在公园漫步。
女朋友问：“我满脸雀斑，你真不介意？”
数学家答：“绝对不！我生来最爱跟小数点打交道。”

女：“我有一个要求，你能允许我么？”
男：“亲爱的，你就是要我的心，也肯挖给你。”
女：“那么，我愿你离开我，我见你这嘴脸实在讨厌。”

男：“我将答应你的任何要求，但请你答应我一个要求。”
女：“请讲吧，什么要求？”
男：“永远不要向我提出任何要求。”

女：“你每次看我怎么都用一只眼睛呢？”
男：“这样看得比较清楚。”
女：“为什么？”男：“打靶时都用一只眼睛瞄准。”

A君：“我站在女友的窗下对她唱情歌，她扔给了我一枝花。”
B君：“那你头上的伤是怎么回事？”
A君：“噢，是她忘了把花从花盆里取出来。”

父：“你都这么大了，该找一个老婆了。”
子：“是呀，但茫茫人海，我找谁的老婆呢？”

妻子：“以前你经常送我玫瑰花，为什么现在一朵都不送了？”
丈夫：“你见过渔夫钓到鱼后还喂它鱼饵吗？”

太太：“亲爱的，如果明天天气好，陪我上街买些衣料吧！刚才天气预报怎么说？”
丈夫：“下雨，刮风，打雷，还有地震。”

吵架时，妻子哭着嚷道：“我就是嫁给魔鬼，也比嫁给你强。
丈夫马上反驳道：“这不可能，近亲结婚是禁止的。”

委屈的丈夫对太太说：“我的家里有两辆汽车、两台电视、两个浴室，为什么不能有两种意见呢？”

在我穷困潦倒时，有一个女生，她愿意与我共赴黄泉……她眼眶泛红地说：你再不还我钱，我就与你同归于尽。

在我英雄年少时，有一位女生，愿意为我失去生命，她意志坚定地说：“你再缠着我，我就去死！”

A君：“我真想不出在我妻子生日那天送给她一件什么礼物好，这礼物既不很贵又能使她非常高兴。”
B君：“给她写一封匿名情书。”

A君：“我妻子一生气就乱摔乱砸，把气往东西上撒。”
B君：“我妻子可爱惜东西，她有气就往我脸上撒。”

A君：“你为什么要与妻子离婚？”
B君：“因为她每天晚上要去酒吧。”
A君：“她爱酗酒，是吗？”
B君：“不。她总是到酒吧缠着我回家。”

老婆是家，情人是花；工资给家，奖金买花；病了回家，好了看花；希望你在新的一年里记得常回家看看，但也别忘了浇花。

情人是鲜花
握在手里不想撒
朋友是葱花
哪里需要哪里抓
小秘是火花
偶尔来点小摩擦
爱人是麻花
饿了才会想到她

Day spending with Huey Mei!

Mr.Jazz work for 1st day ..
I can sleep longer liao ..
But ...
Huey Mei called me ...

It's 9 something in the morning, she called me and say : "Ah Kaiiiii, I need you to fetch my go interview at BJ complex". Well, I like to waste her phone money .. so I replied : "Errr ... Let me think 1st .. Today mood not so good wor ... Don't want can bo?". She replied : "Ok loh". I continued with : "Ok larr .. fetch u la ~ Wat time?". "1pm loh is it ok?" She say. And then I just reply with : "1pm arrr .. Errmm ... Errrr ... Arrrrr ... EEeeeee ... Hmmm ...". "FASTER LARRRRR!! Phone no money liao!!" She yelled at me. I laughed and answered : "Hanna Hanna ~ 1 pm laaa". I crawl out from my room really slow, cause my whole body very pain! Damn the squash and swimming! I crawl in front my pc and see who left messages for me at MSN messenger .. lots of message for me .. mostly are bad words message or bad signs message from those monkeys =_=. She didn't reply me ... I've expected her to reply the message that I left for her .. Sigh! Fine fine .. I don't wanna care about it and just continue with facebook and some other stuff (NO PORN!).

Clock showing 1, Okay ~ it's time to fetch Huey Mei. Since she always late, so I left my home late also loh ... kakaka! But, today I still need to wait for her! (Grrrrr). I told her : "Walao eiiii, you no good loh! I waited for you since 12.58pm till now ler! And now the time is showing 1.13pm liao lohhhh!". She explained that her hair not yet dry and need to wait it dry. I say her again : "Why I no need to wait my hair to dry while you need to wait!?". She say: "My hair longer ma sure need to wait it dry la". I just replied her :"Wa zai lar!". She's get pissed and scold (#)%*%()%#&%#)(*%#! I just laugh over there ^_^. Reached BJ complex and I just followed her to few shop to interview .. and yes! She found a job with Rm3.50 per hour .. duh! She gets a job offer from her sister by work as fair promoter Rm80 per day and only work for 3 days a week ... but she don't want =_=. After that, she request me to fetch her to nearby clinic to see doctor ... cause her face pimples is getting worse!

After had our lunch, she ask me :"Want ping pong or not? Since you so free". Since I am really free ... I agreed and went to ping pong with her at her friend's house. Her friend name Lenin. Well, he's kinda quiet person and Huey Mei tell me that he's not that good in speaking Hokkien .. somemore is BANANA .. so it's kinda hard to communicate with him. I replied her :"I can speak english lar!". She replied : "I dunno ma!". I laughed at her! Well, kinda mix well with Lenin .. I'll joke with him when we're playing on the same table. I played ping pong just for 2nd time in my life .. but Lenin ask me : "How come you know so many things about ping pong while this is your 2nd time". In fact, My brother gets ping pong training from my uncle when I was small .. They are really pro in ping pong and when they're playing ping pong .. I can hear hard smack sound "PIK PIAK PIK PIAK" from my room! I explain to Lenin that it was just observation from my brother ^_^.

After play ping pong, Huey Mei ask me : "Want go pasar malam or not? We ask Mr.Jazz come out also loh since he pang kang liao". I am really tired at the moment, but thinking of this is the first working day of Mr.Jazz ... I agreed. We meet Mr.Jazz at 8 something, can see that he is really tired =_=. We ask him : "How's ur job". He just answer us with "SIEN". I cheer him up by drag Huey Mei in by saying : "Ei .. she's going to work tomorrow! Got people accompany you sien liao!" Well, it does cheer him a bit and he ask Huey Mei about what job she's going to do and so on. I am on diet ei, but saw them like not energetic ... I asked them to eat! They get shock cause I didn't eat dinner for long time d! I say : "Nevermind la, today is last day and first day of you two! Let's eat!". We ate lots of food and chat happily. After we eat, we went around the pasar malam until we satisfied then we went back to our home.

Keat ler? 4 paragraph ok!? Who say I got nothing to write =p. Owe me dinner har! I not gonna say who you are .. but you lost the bet! Wahahahaha ...

Ok la la la la ~~ I'm down down down down down ~~
THE END

Cikgu! I've completed!!

I'm so tired ..
I've beg cikgu ..
I gotta complete this homework today =_=
YERRR~~~~~~~~~~~

TODAY! I very hate my cikgu ~~~ She don't let me skip homework ~~~ wuwuwu! All my fellow reader friends, don't like that chui me laaaa .. I'm a very busy businessman ok! There are plenty of big business waiting me to handle ei! What business? See movie, laying down, sports and play DOTA! See! I'm so busy. Now you all know la? Gosh .. I'm so freaking tired and wanna close my eyes d laaaa T_T. Well, I get myself bathed and I think I can tahan for few hours .. GUA! Early in the morning, Mr.Jazz call me (again) and tell me :"Huey Mei is free for today .. let's think something out to play with". And he continued :"Since you lose me in all kind of sports, better don't sport la". I get pissed and replied him :"COME FOOTBALL! Lai diok goi!!". He refused and I continued :" Bo hood! Hoodless! Ayam brand tuna!". And then he just say :" Squash! Meet at 1pm and fetch Huey Mei". Then he hang up my phone. Geez .. I got no choice just to fetch Huey Mei and beat him at squash!

I always late reach Huey Mei's house because she is always late to come down from her house! But today, miracle happens .. she waited for me before I reach(OMG)~! I was kinda shock and surprise .. REALLY DOES! As usual, we argue from start till the end of our journey to the squash court. Somtimes, I very scare her .. Her arm is kinda STRONG! She's a sportswoman for god sake .. once she beat me, it's really PAIN! But what i really scare is .. will she get married? Be her boyfriend or husband can die loh T_T. But luckily .. I'm macho! So I still tahan few hits of her beat (Thank god .. today she beat me twice nia!)! We reached squash court and realised Mr.Jazz already started "am lian" liao. But nevermine, skill shows all ~. Before that, we teached Huey Mei how to play squash! She's kinda talented in sports .. She learned it just for a few minutes! But not perfect yet. After that, I ask her to "siam" and ask Mr.Jazz :" Lai diok goi!". He agreed and after a bloody fight .. I WON! ^_^. Skill shows all maaa I tell him d he don't want to listen .. Wahahahaha! After play squash, we went eat icy things and fetch Huey Mei back home.

Still not yet end, yesterday Ah Aik ask us to swimming and I've agreed! So, I gotta pia back to Mr.Jazz's house once I fetch Huey Mei back! After meet them all, they followed Mr.Jazz to his house. Why I say they? Cause they are 3 person .. Ah Joe, Ah Hin and Ah Aik. We know each others through play game at Xnet! Well, they are really pro in swimming .. they can dive from start till the end of the pool =_=. I can dive too! But cannot dive till the end of the pool la ... just half nia T_T. Luckily they didn't bully me in the pool, they teach me how to swim. Me and Mr.Jazz earn lots of swimming knowledge from them .. and we really does improve after they teach us! Beside that, they still suggest us to swim at stadium PISA next time because there is the place we'll get improve if we dive deeper! But ... the water is yellowish ler ... =_=. Haiz! Nevermine la ... die then die .. must IMRPOVE! After all the hardcore sports thing, we went to FTZ to play few rounds of dota .. own opponent in all rounds =D. We went home after we get bored of owning ... Wakakakaka!

HoHoHo ~ Mr.Jazz is going start his new work at Butterworth! Tua han liao! Well, good luck la my friend .. ALL THE BEST!

Ok larrr ~~~ I really really tired liao! Owe me a thanks har you all! Muahahaa!
THE END

笑话 xD

今天早上看见一群大雁从南往北飞回，它们排成几个大字，嘴里说：'TMD，今年白飞了一趟，南方比北方还冷，差点成冰雕。'


男人可怜啊！男人的事业是党国的，成绩是领导的，荣誉是父母的，收入是老婆的，财产是儿女的，只有缺点和错误才是自己的！


儿子学习不好，被妈妈痛骂，挨骂后，儿子用哀怨的眼神看着爸爸说：你为什么要娶她？爸爸也用哀怨的眼神看着儿子说：还不是因为你.

一头牛给驴出了一个难题，问'蠢'字下面两只虫子哪只是男生，哪只是女生。驴绞尽脑汁，还是答不上来。牛骂道：真是头蠢驴，男左女右嘛


一男子要跳楼，刚赶回来的妻子大喊道：'亲爱的别冲动，我们的路还长着呢！'男子听后，毫不犹豫嗖地跳了下去。站在旁边的谈判专家说：'这位太太，你真不应该这样威胁他。'


一懒猫疯狂地追求一老鼠，终于结婚，婚后猫对老鼠百般呵护，老鼠很快变胖，老鼠很感动：'亲爱的为什么对我这么好呀！'猫嘿嘿笑道：'等你再胖一点就知道了。'

朋友们一起去爬山。到山顶，一女生面对秀丽山河高喊：祖国啊！我的母亲！一暗恋她的男生赶紧跟着大喊：祖国啊！我的丈母娘！


父亲：你都这样大了，该找一个老婆了。儿子：是呀，但茫茫人海，我找谁的老婆呢?

熊猫生日，对大家说：我许了两个愿望，一个是可以把我的黑眼圈治好，另外就是希望有一张彩色照片…………

有一个人有一头神猪。他不想要了，就想把猪甩掉，送到外面，可猪又回来了！有一次他把猪送到很远的地方，后来他给妻子打电话说：猪回来了吗？妻子说：回来了！他说：叫猪来接我，我迷路了


一女子奇丑，嫁不出去，希望被拐卖。终于梦想成真，却半月卖不出去。绑匪将其送回，她坚决不下车，绑匪咬牙一跺脚：走，车不要了


小刺猬：我们浑身是刺，丑死了，小朋友都不喜欢我，我们为什么要长刺呢？
刺猬妈妈：老虎漂亮又威风，可他们快灭绝了，我们生活的虽然也不如意，但我们能生活下来，可全靠这些刺。[自古红颜多薄命]，孩子，这个道理你一定要懂才行。


历史考试，问：'刘邦的休养生息政策是什么？'一同学答到：'笑一笑，十年少，少娶妃子多睡觉'


有一天一个女吸毒犯被捉到警察局，警察见她手上有刺青就问，你干嘛把你男友的名字刺在手上？他叫小良对不对，那他也吸毒？女人愤怒的说，那是一个恨字!!

Butterworth work travelling!

A-Lo-Haaaa~~~
Miss me? >_<
Sure got ei loh!
I know ei .. Dun explain liao ~~

TODAY! Mr.Jazz said he is going to butterworth to do his work travelling ! I'm curious of what does he mean by "work travelling" and asked him :"What the hell is that?" He replied :"Work travelling means working while travel .. the main purpose is to "sang" there." He continued :"And it's kinda boring .. You gotta follow me!" I agreed to follow him since I got no work today. Beside me, a friend of us who name Jia Ling is following him! Well, the journey is not so boring cause got ME! I talk about lots of "thing" which is "interesting"(trust me! not nonsense!) xD! Our first destination is eat at a "restaurant" or "kopitiam" (I dunno)? Well, it's "Zhu Cha" .. and the food is great! =D Especially the prawn crepe and the roasted little chicken(only age 6 month T_T)! After that, follow Mr.Jazz go here go there .. move here move there .. until 2pm++ then only we go "sang". We decided to watch movie and after consideration, the only GSC at butterworth is in Sunway Carnival! So ~ we go there loh =_=.

Sunway Carnival parking is kinda interesting, there's a plastic stick post blocking the exit way out of parking .. and it's funny to see the car whose trying to avoid the post by keep forward and reverse .. LOL! After viewing the movie list outside of cinema, we decided to watch LEGION! Cause the poster is kinda cool .. ya know .. and we think it must be a great movie to be watched! After watch this movie, I not sure that I don't know how to appreciate the master piece or what ... but I really don't get what the hell this movie trying to say .. but the fighting scene is kinda nice I think =_=. OK! I'm thristy at that moment, and we went to a stall name "cool blog" to buy our drinks! I drank Choc Milk Tea .. but they din handle well for me cause the choc is sticking underneath the plastic cup! T_T I tried to handle it with straw .. but still sticking!! But nevermine, the drink is still fine to me =). We left Sunway Carnival once we finished our drinks.

SWIMMING!(as usual) Today, I swim 8 rounds! with frog style swimming(Keat ler?? Dun jealous ok? kakakka) .. But before this, I went to sauna .. Yea! it's warm inside .. I sit inside for about 15 minutes and then went out! Heaven ... I'm thinking in my mind >_<. After taking my bath, YARHHHHHH!!!! We jump in the pool and start our swimming! After swim for 8 rounds, we began to play in the pool .. we tried to did the water ballet like the girls does in stadium PISA =_=. It's kinda funny to see how they do the pattern of legs .. LOL! I've tried it too, but unfortunately I knocked my head underneath the pool and it's PAIN!!!! After that knock, I feel like losing balance .. I cant swim straight .. my friend told me I swim like shape of S and sometimes I swim round and round and they laughed at me! T_T Since I cant swim well at that moment, I decided to take my rest beside the pool and waiting them to complete their swimming.

Oh Yea! Today I saw my respectful cikgu Jasclyn .. Hahaha! She's very leng lui o ~ Want to see her? I'm not going to tell where to see her! =p

Okay Larrrrr! That's all for today!!!!!!!
THE END

我女友没那么丑!!

昨天我哥例行地騎機車來接我下班

騎著騎著,車子都遇到了紅燈停了下來

快要變綠燈的時候,隔壁機車上的情侶中的男生對著我們大叫

老兄!你女友怎麼這樣醜啊!下次記得找正一點的啊!哈哈哈哈.....

說完就邊狂笑邊狂催油門一溜煙的就不見了

我心想:算了(不過這樣被講心裡也不是很高興)

結果我老哥也催了油門加速,我嚇了一跳,你幹麻啊?

我哥憤懣的說"欺人太甚了,我一定要討回公道!!"

頓時我心裡非常的感動,心想,雖然平時常鬥嘴,不過哥哥還是很疼我的

但我還是勸他算了吧~別計較了~

"怎麼可以不計較!"

我心裡又是一陣感動,但又很擔心

說完他用最快的速度去追那一輛機車,真的很恐怖,一台機車飆到一百九十

追了一會兒,終於在某一個紅燈追到了

只見我哥非常憤怒,用盡力氣的大聲對那男的吼

我必須和你說清楚,這女的是我妹,我的女友才沒這麼醜!!!!!!!!!"

我回来咯~

我回来啦 ~~
读者朋友们 ..
不好意思哦 ..
由于最近心情不是很好 ..

这几天有被人追稿的感觉呢 .. 哈哈! =_=. 不是我没有东西写哦 ~ 只是真的觉得好累好累! 休息过后的我, 简直是生龙活虎呢(一向来的啦)! 问我为什么心情不好? 其实啊, 好多朋友失恋 .. 安慰他们过后觉得她们的伤感影响到我了 .. 而我还手痒去开梁静如的分手快乐来听! 听了简直是跌到谷底啊~~~ =_=. 不过很幸运的, 好多朋友们开导我 .. 带我离开这些阴影 .. 借此机会 谢谢你们! 最近我过得好好的, 有准时做运动哦! 甚至还学会了游泳的"蛙式"(不要羡慕哦)~~ 你们看我就知道啦 .. 像KATAK一样 .. 不可能不会的嘛 ~~~ 哇哈哈哈! 不过勒 .. 还有自由式, 蝴蝶式, 海豚式等等的"式"还不会啦~~ 不过放心, 一定在短时间内学习好给你们看! 等我学会了, 一定请你们吃饭庆祝啦 ~~ 看者有份哦! 不过只限今天的读者朋友们 ~ 没有回复就CANCEL(ngek ngek)!

前天说起吧, 当天我跟Mr.Jazz去Stadium PISA的游泳池去游泳. 当天由于是星期日, 所以人也比较多. 我看到池里的情形真的有点糟的 ... 好多印度人和马来人(不是宗族歧视 .. 觉得他们好肮脏) .. 甚至还黄黄的那些水! 看到这种情形, 想要叫Mr.Jazz到别的地方游吧 .. 他却已经付了! 我的天啊! 没有办法之下, 只好走进厕所换游泳裤咯. 厕所也真是太肮脏了吧 .. 洗澡的单位还积水呢! 我快要崩溃了~~~. 为了不踏积水的位子, 只好开最大的水量 .. 站在厕所门外面洗澡了 .. Mr.Jazz看到这种情况还被他大笑了! 他就是那么容易笑 .. 好怪的人~ 笑了我过后还跟我一样在厕所门外面洗澡呢 =_=. 过后我们观察游泳池的深度 .. 哇 ~~~ 好深一下的咯! 于是我跟Mr.Jazz用最自然的量法来量深度. 怎样量? 整身深下去手升直! 我的天啊 .. 185cm的Mr.Jazz既然也动不到底啊! 量完之后, 我们很急速的跳上岸 .. 水太冷了啦~~ 我们都在那边发抖 =_=. 由于第一次游那么深的游泳池, 我一开始就一直靠边 .. 真的没那个信心去游! 好多矮小的小朋友们 .. 一个又一个的游过我 .. 我心里想"我会输你吗!" 就扑过去的游了~~~ 游是能游啦 .. 不过没气的时候觉得很危险 T_T. Mr.Jazz还向我炫耀说他一口气游到完呢! 我也能的咯 .. 我让他罢了~~~ 哇哈哈哈!

经过一番苦游过后, 我们到附近的路边挡去喝点东西. 我们都在想 .. "星期天wor .. 没有去玩对不起自己咯"! 于是我们找了嘉琳和慧媚一起去玩, 慧媚是出了名的Cinderella .. 所以我们问她要不要出来玩呢?(通常都NO). 不过很意外的, 她既然同意了! 原来她是要去Queensbay问工才同意的 .. 难怪那么好死 =_=. 我跟慧媚呢 .. 是个斗嘴冤家! 一上车我们就可以一直斗来斗去斗来斗去~ 直到到达目的地. Mr.Jazz跟嘉琳都受不了呢 .. 还说我们水火不容 =_=. 至于嘉琳呢, 她是一个话很少的女生 .. 都坐在角落静静的 .. 我都形容她为"一LOK柴" .. 一开始她很反抗我这样叫她! 不过我的坚持却融化了她 .. 哇哈哈哈! 她们两个都是我跟Mr.Jazz喜欢约出来的哥儿们啦 ~ 因为一起出来都觉得不会闷好快乐 ^_^. 到达Queensbay后, 我们打算要看Ju-On 3的 .. 可是全世界都上映了只有Queensbay的GSC没有上映! 我的天啊~~~ 喜欢看恐怖片的我当然很失望咯 T_T. 没办法之下, 就选了成龙的THE SPY NEXT DOOR来看. 这出戏还算不错啦 .. 不是很精彩 .. 马马虎虎(失望的情况下看的戏是这样的啦~). 看完戏后, 就找个地方吃东西 .. 聊了一阵子就开开心心的度过了一天!

昨天是Etta的生日, 在此留下一个"Happy Birthday"给你哦^_^. Etta呢 .. 昨天见面的话是算第二次见面啦. 所谓见面算朋友, 我跟Mr.Jazz帮她过了一个平凡却蛮有意思的生日~ 我们在Batu Ferringih的一间海边酒吧度过的. 我跟Mr.Jazz都是不会喝酒之人! 由于是酒吧, 只好叫了TIGER BEER来喝. Mr.Jazz没什么喝到 .. 我帮他顶了(不要浪费嘛)! 我掏出我从家里带来的扑克牌一起玩大老二 .. 当然咯我赢最多~ 哇哈哈哈! Mr.Jazz说 :"平时Bowling啦Squash啦游泳啦都输我, 既然给你赢我一项了耶!" 我回答 :"当然啦, 我可是天才耶!" 我们哈哈大笑了起来~~. 突然, Mr.Jazz说他想上厕所 .. 其实是想要拿我们所准备的蛋糕来帮Etta庆生 .. 嘻嘻! Etta看到我们所准备的蛋糕 .. 蛮惊喜也蛮开心的 ^_^. 许了愿, 我们就切开蛋糕一起吃咯~ 吃剩下一半的蛋糕后, 我们说这一半的蛋糕呢 .. 谁要是输了下一盘的大老二就要吃光它! 我当然没在怕阿~ 还炫耀说我可是常常在网上玩的勒! 怎么可能输~~. 很意外的 ... 我真的输了 T_T. 我吃着吃着 .. 真的很饱啊! Mr.Jazz那个混蛋既然用手机拍下我的痛苦表情 .. 没良心的家伙 =_=. Mr.Jazz看我吃到那么辛苦 .. 给了我一次机会说玩多一盘 .. 假如输的吃光它! 我输的话还要脱裤子走海滩 .. 经过考虑后, 我答应了! 很幸运的 .. 我赢了~~~ 他们只剩下一张牌 .. 天没有眼啊~~~ 没办法之下只好让他们分来吃了! 吃完了宵夜后, Etta说好感激我们帮他庆生 ~ 哈哈 .. 这是身为朋友应该做的啦, 无需感激 .. 只要开心就好^_^.

最近看报章, 槟城发生了一件好悲惨的悲剧! 钟灵师生去划龙却舟丧命了 .. 虽然我不认识他们 .. 可是我以前是钟灵的学生 .. 只想在此说 .. 安息吧你们 ..

好啦, 今天就写到此! 多谢大家的等待 ^_^.
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今天 ..

今天心情好差 ..
带点自责 ..
还有少许的不甘心 ..
为什么呢?

今早, 天气真很好 .. 总觉得有什么好预兆即将发生的样子 .. 就这样开开心心的骑上Mr.Jazz的摩多车到网咖去迎接今晚的赤壁国战! 去到网咖由于还早, 只好坐下来跟众位朋友玩DOTA. 我记得我有说过离开游戏界了, 不过今天是我哥的地被攻 .. 身为弟弟的我总觉得不得不帮 .. 所以今天我就破例了! 于是玩了整个下午的DOTA来消磨时间. 至于DOTA的战绩呢 .. 还蛮理想的 .. 赢了好多盘只输一盘 .. 而且输还是输给一班玩MAPHACK的混账! 那时真的恨不得咒他们去死 .. 玩游戏玩到这样没品! 他们甚至还说不用MAPHACK的才是笨蛋呢! 这是啥社会啊 .. 犯了罪还吼人呢! 不过, 我还是继续的玩下去 .. 直到着盼游戏完毕为止 .. 因为这是玩DOTA的道德! 过后, 还找他们玩了大约3-4盘 .. 直到他们输到无法出声 ^_^. 除此之外, 我也有些朋友常常玩DOTA时不认真(玩一半翻FACEBOOK, 输了放在那边afk .. 而且还是跟我一起玩, 玩着一半跟女朋友聊天等等) .. 这些都是我超痛恨的朋友们! 就算你们看这blog我也照说了, 因为就是有你们这些人沦落了这些游戏社会中的道德! 不必告诉我"游戏而已嘛,何必那么认真", 我人就是那么认真 .. 游戏里面也是有你应该做的本份! 不然就直接不玩, 不要每天浪费钱在玩DOTA来害人输 .. 也不要约我去DOTA我不希罕跟你这种人玩 =).

玩着玩着DOTA, 不知不觉到了晚上 .. 上了赤壁找里面的老朋友聊了聊天后便准备去打仗了! 到了大营中, 好雄伟的一幕啊 .. 好多蜀国(我游戏的国家)的好汉们都在那边集合准备迎战了! 进去了~~~ 大家都冲着去拿旗 .. 相当顺利的在开头拿了优先权! 优先了大半时间后, 别片地的敌人突然跑了进来支缓 .. 就在那个时候 .. 绝望的一幕渐渐的显示了! 刚刚说好的战术显得混乱 .. 那些低等的玩家们都不肯让位给高手们进来帮忙 .. 简直就是不团结! 我在这游戏不算是高手, 但我的治疗是绝对有帮助的 .. 只是太久没玩了 .. 装备难免比别人差! 到了最后, 敌人反败为胜 .. 这一败使得网咖的朋友们都蛮失望的 .. 只是沉默以对. 真实的人类都可以那么自私了 .. 更何况是看不到真人的玩家们呢! 根本不管赢还是输, 就是要进来给自己爽 .. 一直去送死真的可以那么爽吗? 就是有这堆害群之马, 使得我哥军团的地 .. 白白送上了! 当然, 我也好不甘心 .. 假如我还继续玩 .. 强一点的话 .. 能不能改变今天输的命运呢 .. 突然好自责! 抛弃他们而不玩 .. 难道真的做错了吗 .. 我好困扰 .. 有史以来如此的悲观! 而且下次要拿地都不知道几时才能拿了 .. 好不甘心!

今天的不满, 让我想起了好多最近所发生的不满 .. 当然也想起了她. 最近的我, 都不扰她了 .. 只想在她心中留下一个好印象 .. 而不是一个每天只会打扰她的人! 你们告诉我 .. 不打扰她是永远追不到她的! 我很明白这个道理 .. 只不过我感受不到她对我的喜好也就是说对我没意思! 怎样都好 .. 喜欢一个人不一定要拥有她阿 ~ 当个傻瓜有何不好的? 她开心就好啊 .. 伤心了总有朋友安慰她吧 ^_^. 我不想勉强 .. 所以我不打算挽留和强求! 真心的祝福她要过得幸福 ^_^.

好啦~ 这算是一则算发泄心情的文章!
在此停笔咯 ^_^.

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笑话来咯~

妻子和丈夫

一个妻子和丈夫结婚后一年妻子发怀疑丈夫有外遇,但找不着证据!每天妻子都发现丈夫手机有一条短信,说道:赵兄拖我为你办点事!后经考虑跟丈夫说你以为老娘我傻啊!反过来念:十点半你为我脱胸罩!



历史考试

一次历史考试，有一道题是让同学们任选十个国家或地区，并加以简述。
一个学生是这样答的：从前有个柬埔寨，里面有个阿拉伯。一天，他带着墨西哥去爬山，爬到新加坡时，突然来了只头上长着好望角的巴拿马，吓出一身阿富汗，拔腿跑进名古屋急忙关也门，结果碰掉了一颗葡萄牙


端午节

端午节要到了，单位发了一箱牛奶和一袋上好泰国香米
单位一女同事下班后让我帮忙帮他搬回家，到楼下后,
同事对我说：“打电话无人接，你在楼下等等我，我上去看看，
要是我老公在，我就叫他下来搬，若是他不在，那就得麻烦你帮我搬上去'
大家都是朋友，我点了点头也没说什么
过了一会儿，女同事站在她家的阳台上朝下叫：“你上来哎！”
我第一下没听到，没有反应。

就听到我那女同事大声的叫：“哎！我老公不在家，快点上来！”


小妹的照相机

小妹从的士下来，把照相机落在了后座上。 司机见状赶忙把头伸出窗外， 冲着小妹大声喊道：“小妹，
你相机！” 小妹脸一红，扭过头来骂道：“你tmd像鸭！” 然后的士走了..... 然后小妹追着车喊：师傅，
我相机~！我相机~！

五月天 - 溫柔 (還你自由版)

作詞：阿信 / 作曲：阿信 / 編曲：五月天
走在風中 今天陽光 突然好溫柔
天的溫柔 地的溫柔 像你抱著我
然後發現 你的改變 孤單的今後
如果冷 該怎麼渡過
天邊風光 身邊的我 都不在你眼中
你的眼中 藏著什麼 我從來都不懂
沒有關係 你的世界 就讓你擁有
不打擾 是我的溫柔

不知道 不明瞭 不想要 為什麼 我的心
明明是想靠近 卻孤單的黎明
不知道 不明瞭 不想要 為什麼 我的心
那愛情的綺麗 總是在孤單裡 在把我的最好的愛給你

不知不覺 不情不願 又到巷子口
我沒有哭 也沒有笑 因為這是夢
沒有預兆 沒有理由 你真的有說過
如果有 就讓你自由

嘿~~我給你自由 我給你自由
我給你自由 我給你自由 我給你全部全部全部全部自由 Oh......

這是我的溫柔 這是我的溫柔
還你你的自由 還你你的自由 oh.....

不知道 不明瞭 不想要 為什麼 我的心
明明是想靠近 卻孤單的黎明
不知道 不明瞭 不想要 為什麼 我的心
那愛情的綺麗 總是在孤單裡 在把我的最好的愛給你

不知不覺 不情不願 又到巷子口
我沒有哭 也沒有笑 因為這是夢
沒有預兆 沒有理由 你真的有說過
如果有 就讓你.......
自由~~~~~~~
這是我的溫柔 呼~~~
讓你自由 oh~~~~~

Back ~~~ I'm Back ~~~
Haloooo ~~~~
Just taken my bath .. smells good ..
Mmmm ~~

Aiya .. it's time to do homework again liao! Today I skip my exercise plan because Mr.Jazz straighten his hair and cannot touch water or sweat for 3 days! But I still maintain my daily exercise, 60 times sit up for a day! Today, I went to my old home(Xnet Cyber Cafe) and meet my friends .. they kinda miss me(Handsome is like that de loh) .. and i kinda miss them too(Admirer maaa must miss)! The first question they ask me always is the same :"What game you play recently?". I replied :" I quit play games d .. for almost 2 months(Told them LOTS of time d)"! Although we really have a good time spending time together and play games .. but decided to stop after I recovered from food poisoning. When I was having food poisoning, I barely stop play games for 2 weeks .. and since I can stop for 2 weeks .. why not stop it totally while I still can control? For now, I only play few games of dota with friends .. just for fun but gotta own opponent! =_=. And yea .. I played few games of dota today! And won quite a few games =).

On my way driving home just now, Felicia sms me saying that she's sad because of her boyfriend =(. Well .. As a brother! Must show brotherhood ei ma! She asked me to cheer her up .. but I'm really not good at that. But I've tried to .. kinda succeed I guess .. LOL! Oh well, She's kinda nice girl .. I really glad I know her. I know her from farmville also .. and we are fighting level that time! Beside fight level, we still fight at comment board .. but mostly I lose .. She's too good in talking =_=. Although we always fight, we also share information of farmville together! Now, she's the queen of farmville after I stopped for months ... 20 level gap for now =D! Anyway, is her hardwork .. Salute for her! The first time we talk at phone, she pronounced her self as "strong at outter, weak in inner"! Well, Felicia ~ everyone got its own weaknesses .. but don't worry! We friends are here for you to cover ur weaknesses and move forward with you =). You've grown up after you faced the problem bravely today .. good job my brother =)!

Is this year a good year for y'all? Well, until now .. I still think that this is not a real good year for my friends. Why I saying this? It's a break up year for most of my friends .. They've turn single from arguing! Well, forget about it .. maybe from today .. is a real new start for y'all! I'm not that good as well .. The way she reply my message makes me feel I'm disturbing her .. Oh well, I guess I've to stop disturbing her .. because "不打扰是我的温柔 Not to disturb is my gentle". See this sentence before? Yea .. It's a song's lyric from mayday! Will post the lyric to share =).

Ok larrr ... That's all for today ~
THE END

I'm late!!!!
Sorry ~~~~
Now hand in homework ..
Sabar lah bang ..
Now working on it >_<

It's 11.22pm now! And I just came back and taken my bath. Tiring day ... after a hard day from swimming and workout at gym =_=. I very good ei loh(as usual)~ Although tired .. but back nia straight update blog to let you all see ~ ngek ngek ngek. Today my main purpose is just for swimming .. but suddenly rain!(&^%^&$@Q#&^#&&$^)! I got no choice but just to continue by do some exercise at gym =_=. But it's ok, at least I get my exercise for a day .. Keep fit is tough .. Hope I won't give it up!

Today afternoon, me and Mr.Jazz went to watch movie at Queensbay Mall! Anyway, I went there for another main purpose .. is to look at the price of RED shoes that Claire wanted to buy! Mr.Jazz ask me to watch "Paranormal Activity" .. I feel really weird .. cause he don't like to watch horror movie and he asked me to watch it with him! WOW! UNBELIEVEABLE! I din ask that much .. just went in and watch with him. The movie is kinda good (ngek ngek) .. All the horror horror part is kinda my favourite! As for Mr.Jazz, He kinda scare and block screen by using his notebook .. LOL! But, he watch this movie until finish! So BRAVE! BRAVO Mr.Jazz! Tua Han Liao! Wahahahah~~~
I'm not that afraid watching ghost type of movie (Although this movie is not ghost but is demon) .. But I really afraid watching those thriller movies! I really need a notebook like Mr.Jazz if watch this kind of movies! It's too cruel for me! T_T Anyway, cant wait Ju-On 3 to be showed in cinema =)

Today I get lots of reply from friends, some scold me nonsense( I scoled back also =p) .. some ask me why no post today .. some even ask got any funny story or not .. LOL! There there ... I've post a funny story and my daily activity right now .. just a little bit late >_< .. Well, some friends thanks me for scolded them and let them wake in previous post .. but it's in chinese =_=. If dunno read pai seh liao har bananas .. LOL! Anyway, don't need to thanks me lah .. Is your own will who make you strong =) I just advise as a friend! And yes .. I am lack of experience in this love love stuff .. hahaha! She's still far from me now ... but she'll be getting nearer .. I guess .. =)

Fellow readers! Today not really got mood in writing larrrr .. Too tired liao!!!!
So, that's all for today .. Sorry lah if not really interesting =p!

THE END

精明的老婆

某一天，公司派老公出差。

刚住进宾馆，我就接到了老婆的电话：「老公，大事不好。今天咱们小区混进了几个贼，咱家也被光顾了。」

我跳了起来，问：「丢东西了吗？有没有报警？」

「家里被翻得乱七八糟，衣橱里的100,000块钱没了。还丢了什么东西，我正在清理，警察下午来看过了。」

老婆听出了我的焦急，赶紧安慰我：「好在那几个贼已经被警察抓住了，现在让各家尽快报失窃清单去。」

我鬆了一口气，赶快命令老婆：「快去看看床头挂的那张结婚照。画框后面有一个用双面胶粘住的红包。」

老婆搁下电话。

两分锺后，问：「我把画框取下来看了，什么也没有。」

如此神仙难料的地方都能找到，看来今天遇到的绝不是普通的蟊贼。

我赶紧叫老婆再去卫生间看看：「马桶水箱靠墙那面有个缝，塞了一个塑料袋，你看看还有没有。」

十分锺后，老婆打来电话：「没有，是不是你记错了地方？」

我焦急地说：
「不可能。出差前我还检查过。整整400,000块钱，全是连号的千元新钞。那是去年我从公司发给我发的技改奖金里扣下来的。」

「就这些了吗，还有没有忘记的？」老婆在电话里追问。

「没有了，只有这600,000块钱。你一定要把那些钱的特徵跟警察讲清楚。」我提醒老婆。

这时老婆冷笑道：「好的。感谢你在本次 家庭防盗演习中的出色表现。」

三个人的愿望

有三位好友。各有各的坏习惯。一个好色，一个好酒，一个好烟。

有一次他们因为齐心协力做了件好事救了人，天上有位神仙因此就下凡要鉴赏他们。给他们各一个愿望。

好色的那位就说：“我的愿望是要世界各地的美女与我做爱。”神仙听了就变出了一道门然后打开。果然在门的另一边有很多不同种族的美女在等着。神仙就说：“你的愿望达成了，进去享受吧。”那位好色男谢过神仙后马上跳进去。这时，神仙告诉他说：“你在里面享受三年吧。这门要关上，三年后我才来为你打开。”

轮到好酒那位时，他就说：“我的愿望是要喝尽世界各地的好酒。”神仙听后变出第二道门然后打开。果然在门的另一边放着世界各地不同的顶级好酒。神仙就说：“你的愿望达成了，去饮个痛快吧。”那位好酒男谢过神仙后马上跳进去。这时，神仙告诉他说：“你在里面痛饮三年吧。这门要关上，三年后我才来为你打开。”

最后轮到好烟那位时，他就说：“我的愿望是要享受世界各地的顶级香烟和雪茄。”神仙听后变出第三道门然后打开。果然在门的另一边放着世界各地的顶级好烟和雪茄。神仙就说：“你的愿望达成了，进去享受吧。”那位好烟男也像其他两位那样。谢过神仙后马上跳进去。这是，神仙告诉他说：“你也在里面享受三年吧。这门要关上，三年后我才来为你打开。”

门一关就是三年。三年后，神仙果然来为他们三人打开门。

当第一道门打开时，好色男走了出来，然后道谢神仙说：“谢谢大仙，我已经和世界各地的美女做爱做了三年。我很满足了。就算从今以后要我出家，我也无悔了。

神仙继续打开第二道门。当门一打开，好酒男走了出来，然后道谢神仙说：“谢谢大仙，我已经饮尽世界各地的顶级好酒三年。我满足了。就算从今以后要我只喝水，我都没关系了。

神仙继续打开第三道门。当门一打开，好烟男既然跑向神仙，然后大力的往神仙的脸打了一拳！其他两位好友看到此举都感到莫名其妙。

各位大大知道为什么好烟男要打那神仙一拳吗？要知道答案请往下看......................























.......当好烟男打了神仙一拳后大骂道：“你他X的就不会在里面给我留个火吗！？害我在里面戒了三年的烟啊！！”

华文哦~~~

亲爱的读者朋友们~
我又在来了~~~
有想念我吗? 一定有的咯~
哇哈哈哈~~~

不好意思啦各位~ 最近都写英文 .. 现在用华文来回馈你们好不好? 不好的话, 就是乌龟(嘿嘿嘿!). 不过阿, 我还是有贴些笑话给你们看 .. 没有忽略到你们哦~ 是不是很感动勒? 好啦, 废话不多说! 今天呢, 我10点多早上就出门咯~ 由于我朋友不会去autocity, 我只好带他过去interview咯~ 去到那边由于还早, 我们就在那边吃早餐咯 .. 我们在PELITA(一个MAMAK餐厅)吃饭 .. 我朋友叫了一块鸡肉跟两颗蛋Rm5.90 .. 而我呢, 叫一块鸡肉跟一点的菜Rm5.20! 一大清早被砍了一刀, 好痛 .. 只好当作这菜是用金炒的! 过后, 我朋友要去interview的公司员工打电话来指引我们如何去那间公司 .. 我问他是不是弯右? 他说YES! 然后我弯了过后, 他说看到Petronas不要管他就一直走 .. 到了一件叫MML的工厂在打给他 .. 过后就关电话了. 走了走, 觉得很不对劲 .. 只好再打电话去问问 .. 打了10多通没人听还不要紧! 警察过来road block .. 虽然是什么事都没有 .. 可是就这样浪费了我的30分钟! 我的天啊 .. 警察真是乌龟阿! 过后找了很久很久很久还是看不到所谓的MML工厂! 打电话还没人接, 真是气死人 .. 就这样我两天的油量就被烧了. 过了大约一小时, 终于有人听电话了 .. 他只说不好意思 .. 问我们在哪里 .. 我们就说弯右了看到Petronas直直走却看不到MML工厂咯. 他说是弯左才对..(*&##*&%*(%*)弯左也有间Petronas. 我的天啊! 那么多间Petronas做什么! 于是我又再拚回去刚刚开始那边, 再沿着路直到看到Petronas .. 终于看到MML了 .. 过后, 打电话问她该怎么走 .. 他说第几条路弯左再弯右 .. 说什么水晶咖啡店在我的右手直直走 .. 走到没有路就停在那边 .. 就在这个时候, 他说不好意思 .. 水晶咖啡店在左边才对 .. 我的天啊!!! 我直接叫她过来接我们就盖了电话! 妈的, 槟城过来的我们不会派人来带路真是很有人情味阿! 带我们到他的公司后, 我朋友讲错话 .. 说他一个人interview .. 害到我不能进去 .. 傻傻在外面sauna不知道多久 .. 只知道那边的员工出去吃饭到回来的时间! 我美好的早上就是这样度过了.. =_=.

回到家了, 好累好累啊~~~ >_<. 你们看我多有你们心啊 .. 牺牲自己成全大家~ 不管咯, 每人欠我一餐! 不可以Nasi Lemak! =p "Two Is Better Than One" 两个人比一个人好 .. 真的是这样吗=_=? 我虽然还蛮同意这句句子的, 不过阿最近好多朋友们都面对感情上的问题呢 .. 尤其是女生们. 很巧的, 理由都是一致的 .. 用郁闷的心情去找另一半却得不到回复 .. 臭骂了一顿却激怒了对方! 实验证明, 这些事情是很COMMON很平常的情侣事件. 这是事情虽然看到了都觉得无聊到不想去理会甚至去安慰 .. 可是啊却舍不得这样做反而觉得好可怜他们无法控制情绪! 虽然我懂闷是会死人的 .. 不过也试着去了解一下对方 .. 可能他/她真的是再忙啊. 闷的时候不一定要找他/她啊, 还有好多好多朋友可以聊天呢 .. 例如我啊^_^. 至于那些他/她已经很多天没有找你的问题呢 .. 我还没专业到会去回答你们哦 .. 可是呢, 以一个单身汉的角度来看 ..很明显的爱这个字可能淡了! 没有爱了不如早点解放吧 ~ "不行啦, 我还很爱他/她" 问题是他/她不爱你了啊! "你是不会懂的啦" 我就是不懂啊!为什么你傻到这种道理都不懂 .. 爱到模糊了吗? "唉 .. 不说了" 逃避事实! 自欺欺人! 找个时间约出来好好谈 .. 无论结果好还是不好 .. 解决了不是比较好吗? "爱到无法自拔" 我的天 .. 偶像剧咩=_=? 什么都可以败, 就是不可以败了自尊啊! 我深信假如对方爱你的话, 不会让你爱到连自尊都败掉的. 对阿, 我也是在恋着一个人 .. 我也知道辛苦阿 .. 但我至少不会因为郁闷而找她吵架 .. 我也很爱她啊! 她没回复我也会伤心啊 .. 又怎样 .. 我明白这世上有恋爱自由的! 但至少我很珍惜跟她聊天的时刻 .. 也很明白可能她不喜欢我烦她而不回复 .. 我尊重她并选择伤心也不烦她! "Two Is Better Than One, Best If United As One" =).

朋友们啊, 我到现在还是单身并不是因为我在意外表啦 .. 只是真的都想当朋友! 我外表不好看啊=_= .. 我有资格批评吗? 我会开花结果或否 .. 都还不知数 .. 不过至少我真的在努力当中, 就好像我每天努力的些文章跟你们分享啊. =p 谢谢你们的关心 .. 我会加油的^_^.

好啦~今天就这样~~
完毕

学长的死因=_=

某私人学院在新学年招收新生，学生来自全国各地。。。
第一天报名，学生就可自由选择课外活动项目。

报名时间完毕时，打猎协会的新会员只有5名是华人。
于是，很自然的这五名华人就不约而同的聚在一块。
这5人当中有：广东人、福建人、福州人、香蕉人（只会讲英语）和乡音华人。
除了香蕉人，其他4人都来自小镇。由于以前在学校，广东人、福建人和福州人只讲自个儿籍贯的语言，所以英语、华语和马来语都不熟。大家只好无言以对的坐在一块。

有一位华人学长走过来跟他们打招呼，这位学长可说是语言天才。有他在，这儿突然间变得热闹。
学长于是约他们在周末一起去森林打猎。大家都赞同了。。。

打猎当天，大伙分散走。。
走到一半，学长突然觉得肚子痛。于是便找个草丛就地解决。。。
怎知被香蕉人发现了，他看见草堆在移动，认得那黑影是学长。。
一向住在城市的他，比较不能接受这样的情形，于是便指向学长然后对乡音华人大喊：“You look….”.

可是,乡音华人不知道是学长。 以为香蕉人喊 “有鹿”(you look)，于是便向学长开了一枪，打中学长的屁股。
学长便痛的像动物一般的惨叫。。。

这时，广东人从远处跑来一直喊：“咩事？咩事？”（翻译：什么事？什么事？）

福州人这时也发现了黑影，以为广东人在说“不会死”（福州话发音：咩事=不会死）。于是又向黑影开了一枪，这回打中学长的腿。
学长已痛得出不了声了。。

好奇的福建人此时也跑来叫到：“哈密属？哈密属？”（翻译：什么事？什么事？）

乡音华人就以为他在说“还没死”，于是又补上一枪。。

可怜的学长。。。。当场亡命在草堆中。。。。

幽默吗? =)

＠我就像一隻趴在玻璃上的蒼蠅，前途一片光明，但是出路沒有。

＠ 錢不是問題，問題是我沒有錢。

＠ 一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。

＠ 寧願相信世間有鬼，也不能相信男人的那張嘴！

＠ 對流血一週仍然不死的動物千萬不能大意…　

＠ 男人的謊言可以騙女人一夜，女人的謊言可以騙男人一生！

＠ 女人無所謂正派，正派是因為受到的引誘不夠；

＠ 男人無所謂忠誠，忠誠是因為背叛的籌碼太低…

＠ 我和超人的唯一區別是：我把內褲穿在褲子裡面。

＠ 我身在江湖，江湖卻沒有關於我的傳說…

＠ 水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。

＠ 喝醉了我誰也不服，我只要扶牆。

＠ 避孕的效果：不成功，便成人。

＠ 問世間情為何物？一物剋一物。

＠ 生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。

＠ 一個人並不孤單，想一個人時才孤單。　

＠ 我不是隨便的人，但隨便起來就不是人。

＠ 騎白馬的不一定是王子，可能是唐僧；

＠ 帶翅膀的不一定是天使，也可能是'鳥人'。

＠ 流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化。

＠ 水能載舟，亦能煮粥！

＠ 聰明的女人對付男人，而笨女人對付女人。

Hello world ~
A very good morning ~
To all my dear readers ~
Selamat pagi Cikgu Jasclyn!

Yesterday, I'm so so so so so tired until I cant even think any content to write in this blog =_=. Luckily Cikgu Jasclyn give me permission to delay my hand in date of homework ~ What a good Cikgu >_<. I think sick is going to attack me soon .. freaking dizzy! Arghhh ~~~! But don't worry! I am very strong man .. I even got six pax which is UNITED .. Muahahaha! Will finish this post real soon and take my rest d ~ so do not scold me ya if feel too simplified =_=.

Yesterday! I went to meet 3 friends (not the legendary three muskateer har)and went to gurney to have our lunch. The 2 boys are Hsien and Loong, they're my real old pals .. We knew each other since we're in primary school for almost near 10 years liao ( Now only i calculate )! As for the only girl, she's my dai sou! Girlfriend of Hsien ~ She's a sweet girl and they're really suit for each other =). We take our lunch in! SAKAE SUSHI~~~. This is the first time ever I entered this restaurant, and as for i taked lots of sushi to taste .. Mmm~! As for my dish I've taken Chicken wat wat wat Don!(I forget the word between =_=)And .. it's good =). As for the price, close my eyes .. x_x~ Our conversation to each other is just a normal greeting such as "how are you recently and what y'all doing?" and some joke (since Loong and me are there =p). Although is like common conversation, but I'm kinda happy to meet them back .. =).

Yesterday again! After meet with three of them, I went to met ... Errr .. (OMG! Wat's her name! =_=)Tata? Lol .. I don't know cause her name that appeared at right side chat box is Tata ~. Okay~ that is the first time i met her in real, and she's quite a nice person to chat with .. quite friendly =). We went to have our dinner and chat to know each other well as we're decided to become friends. After that, we do not have our next destination to go .. So, after thinking and thinking .. I've take her to botanical garden. Why botanical garden? That is because .. last time when I was small, I stay at nearby Taman Belia kampung .. Taman Belia and Botanical Garden are the place I used play in. As my old house's land belong to government, We have to move out from there .. If government didn't take it back, I bet I'm still staying there =). And yes! I miss my childhood so I decided to go there for a look! Unfortunately, the Botanical Garden I used to see is full of green trees belongside the street before enter .. As for now, It have been plowed to land ... Kinda sad =(.
We take a round of walk inside Botanical Garden, and Tata say that :"You good ar, first time come out take me come suffer." I replied :"See I so good, care of your health concious take you come walk .. Hahaha". After that, we continue to walk and chat till the end of the round.

After the walk, Tata says :" Since you've choose your destination, now is my turn to choose my destination .. Batu Feringgih! Ok? Ok?" I agreed and We went there after we take our rest. When I was driving, I feel so thristy! And I got no choice but to buy water when reach Batu Feringgih. 7 Eleven of Batu Feringgih .. Mineral Water 1 Litre, tag price Rm2.60! God damnit, It's so freaking expensive! Sigh .. got no choice but to buy and drink =_=. After that, we went to Hard Rock Hotel to have a look ... nothing special just the tools display of old artist and so on .. and the artistic design of swimming pool .. that's all. Then, we went to have our walk at side street stall. The stall is lesser compare to last time I went here, but still lots of special special items sold here! Beside items, I can see lots of hot chick from foregin country >o< Wooo! Eyes washing process (ngek ngek). We walked there for about 40 minutes and went back happily =).

Okay la ~ That's all i can write!
Take a rest first bye!

THE END

Boring!

Yes! Just like what i write on title!
BORINGGGGGG!!~~~~~
Boring invade me!!!
HELP!!!!!
Boring makes me crazyyyy!

All my dear readers! Are you boring right now!? If yes, good! We're in same team, we must fight the boring invader! CHARGE!! Boring is a killer, it can makes you crazy .. sometimes it can cause you think lots of thing but mostly is sad thing which make you emo! In order to avoid these things happen to me, I've search for interesthing and funny stuff at forum... just like the two post that I've post this afternoon. If you're not interested in viewing forum, you're lucky! I'll share it here just for you ( Yeng or not? ngek ngek ngek )! If u read the thing before I've post, don't scold me la ~ Others maybe not yet read before ma =p! Beside that, I still search for real creepy ghost story to read! It's kinda fun reading those story .. I'm not crazy but I really enjoy the stories =_=. Ju-On 3 is coming soon! Wahahaha ~ Any friend wanna follow ^_^? Mr.Jazz you got no choice! You gotta follow ~~~

These few days, friends get shocked because of me. Why you ask? Just because I write blog they get shocked =_=. "You girl ar? write blog wor!!" This is the comment I received the most from friends .. LOL. Write blog is not because I'm girlish okay ~ This is where I can spread my happy moment or even sad moment here. No matter girl or boy or even shemale, we're humanbeing! We got our own memories, just depends that who you want to share with or you just wanna share it with your love one. Well, very clear that I want to share my memories here through blogging .. and i'm enjoying it ^_^. My dear friends ~ Is it I wrote blog just for a girl? No no and no, she's the one that inspired me and I really glad that I get inspired .. because I know that you all cares about me by viewing my blog =). Peoples starting to forget the memories once they get older, just like puzzle .. lost piece by piece. But no worries, you can combine your puzzle piece just through blogging! Did I inspired you? Lol .. Hopefully I make things clear for why I write blog la ^_^.

Actually, I'm kinda confuse to write blog in chinese or english =_=. No matter I write in english or chinese, sure get complain by both side. This is the society of majority, so I've also choose to follow majority .. and almost 70% wish that I can write in english! But doesn't mean I'll write in english most of the time, I'll write in chinese sometimes to be fair =_=! Anyway, thanks for supporting la =D

Ok laaa ~ That's all for today
Don't miss me ^_^

THE END

一道终身受用的测试题!

你会如何决择呢??你开着一辆车。
在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个车站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。 
一个是快要临死的老人，他需要马上去医院。
一个是医生，他曾救过你的命，你做梦都想报答他。
还有一个女人/男人，她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人，也许错过就没有了。
但你的车只能在坐下一个人，你会如何选择？
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了，你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车，因为他救过你，这是个好机会报答他。
还有就是你的梦中情人。错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让
你这么心动的人了。


在200个应征者中，只有一个人被雇佣了，他并没有解释他的理由，他只是说了以下的话：

'给医生车钥匙，让他带着老人去医院，而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'
每个人都认为以上的回答是最好的，但没有一个人一开始就想到。

小哲理：
是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势（车钥匙）? 有时，如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执，狭隘，和一些优势的话，我们可能会得到更多。
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【和尚与屠夫】
从前有一个和尚跟一个屠夫是好朋友。和尚天天早上要起来念经，而屠夫天天要起来杀猪。 为了不耽误他们早上的工作，是他们约定早上互相叫对方起床。
多年以后，和尚与屠夫相继去世了。屠夫去上天堂了，而和尚却下地狱了。
Why?
因为屠夫天天作善事，叫和尚起来念经，相反地，和尚天天叫屠夫起来杀生……

小哲理：
你所认为的事情以及你所做的东西你一直认为是对的，但有时后却不一定是对的。<做每样事情时,不妨站在其他人的角度看一看,想一想吧!>

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【皮鞋的来历】

很久很久以前，人类都还赤着双脚走路。


有一位国王到某个偏远的乡间旅行，因为路面崎岖不平，有很多碎石头，刺得他的脚又痛又麻。回到王宫后，他下了一道命令，要将国内的所有道路都铺上一层牛皮。他认为这样做，不只是为自己，还可造福他的人民，让大家走路时不再受刺痛之苦。


但即使杀尽国内所有的牛，也筹措不到足够的皮革，而所花费的金钱、动用的人力，更不知凡几。虽然根本做不到，甚至还相当愚蠢，但因为是国王的命令，大家也只能摇头叹息。


一位聪明的仆人大胆向国王提出建言：「国王啊！为什么您要劳师动众，牺牲那么多头牛，花费那么多金钱呢？您何不只用两小片牛皮包住您的脚呢？」国王听了很惊讶，但也当下领悟，于是立刻收回成命，改采这个建议。据说，这就是「皮鞋」的由来。


小哲理：
想改变世界，很难；要改变自己，则较为容易。
与其改变全世界，不如先改变自己--「将自己的双脚包起来」。
改变自己的某些观念和作法，以抵御外来的侵袭。
当自己改变后，眼中的世界自然也就跟着改变了。
如果你希望看到世界改变，那么第一个必须改变的就是自己!!

不要时常埋怨,不要时常感到不满,不要时常有很多怨恨,不要时常问为什么挨骂的又是我呢??不要问上天 / 社会 /家庭 / 老板给于我们什么东西,问一问自己到底给于/付出于什么东西给于他们呢??不要尝试叫环境适应你而是我们要学会适应环境^^我们要学会改变的就是自己,一起迎合美好的一切!!

「心若改变，态度就会改变；态度改变，习惯就改变；习惯改变，人生就会改变。」

笑话三则~

原來胸部小也是有好處的(18+)某天晚上走在路上，
忽然聽到路旁陰暗處傳來陣陣哭聲，
大頭趕忙靠近一瞧，
原來是一個衣衫不整的女子在哭泣。
「小姐妳怎麼了？」
「我剛剛被色狼侵犯，他差點還想強暴我...」
「妳..妳不要緊吧？要不要陪妳去報警？」
「他..他突然從背後抓住我的胸部...然後就把我放了...」
「那妳應該沒怎樣吧，為何還哭成這樣？」
「因為...因為那色狼居然說『真倒楣，竟然抱到一個男的』...


迷路的小朋友
小明回家跟媽媽說：媽，我今天迷路了耶！媽媽很緊張的說：
乖寶貝，後來呢？有幾個拿著皮鞭的漂亮姨姨，叫我進她們的店裏去玩，
我就被拉進去了。媽媽氣急敗壞的說：笨蛋！媽媽平時怎麼教你的？
後來呢？小明笑嘻嘻的說：那些姨姨想脫我的褲子，摸我的小雞雞，
我就一直哭，她們也拿我沒辦法。這時媽媽才喘了口氣，說：
小明真乖，沒跟不正經的壞女人玩遊戲。她們好可怕，
一直拿蠟燭滴一個人的背，用皮鞭打他，最後把他當成小狗，
騎在他身上搖來搖去。媽媽羞紅了臉：真夭壽！！
後來你怎麼回來的？後來我認出來那個小狗原來是爸爸，他就載我回來了...


三個鬼的投訴
有一天他們在逛街的時候遇到了上帝！他們對上 帝說，他們都死得很慘，希望讓他們上天堂！上帝很無奈地說，現在天堂的住戶太多，已經爆滿。但現在還有一個名額！你們說吧，看誰 死得最慘，就讓誰上天堂！於是，第一個鬼開始說了……我生前是一個清潔工。工作很辛苦的！從早忙到晚！有一天，我正在一棟大廈外 面擦玻璃！是那種吊在外面的高空危險工作！在第30多樓！突然，我腳一滑，失足掉下去了！我想，完了！要死了！但求生本能讓我在無 意識地亂抓！很幸運地，我抓住了一個陽臺的欄杆，在13樓。我想，有救了！於是想等緩過勁後爬上去！哪知，突然有人把我的手一揎， 我又掉下去了！我想，這下我真的完了！但是，我命不該決，底下有一個帳篷接住了我，我慶幸前世肯定積了德！想等緩過勁就下去。誰 知，上面掉下來一個冰箱，把我砸死了！

第二個鬼說……我生前是一個文員。什麼都還好，我有一個老婆， 很漂亮。身材很棒！但就是有點水性揚花。我有輕微的心臟病。有一天上班忘了帶藥，我回家去拿。一進門，看見老婆頭髮散亂、衣衫不 整。肯定有姦夫。於是我滿屋找，廚房也找，廁所也找，都沒找到。到了陽臺，我發現有兩隻手扒在欄杆上，我想：姦夫！於是把他的手 一揎。心想，13樓！看摔不死你！結果等我一看，居然沒死！被帳篷接住了！我著急，於是滿屋找，進了廚房，發現冰箱夠大，於是把冰 箱扔下去。終於把他 砸死了！我當時太高興了！大笑不止。誰知笑得心肌埂塞，笑死了！

第三個鬼說……我生前是個小混混，但我沒做過什麼壞事！有一天 我到一個女性朋友家裏晃！剛剛辦完事，她老公突然回了！我得找地方藏起來。於是廚房也找，廁所也找，最後發現他們家冰箱挺大的， 於是我就躲進冰箱裏去了！我就不明白，她老公怎麼知道我在冰箱裏，他居然把冰箱從13樓給扔下去了！我就這樣連人帶冰箱摔死了！

BY2 - 爱丫爱丫

把爱留在身边窗外有个蓝蓝的天
落叶那一瞬间记得 多穿一件
一天过了一天 我的日记却病恹恹
我们隔得太远太远
多喜欢你从来不会说
多在乎你到底懂不懂
你有没有对我一点点心动 Oh～
爱我的话 给我回答
我的爱丫爱丫没时差
等待 是我为你付出的代价 Oh～
爱我的话 要回答
我只等你等你一句话
走太远 你 走太远 你的回答
听不见
一天过了一天 我的日记却病恹恹
我们隔得太远太远
多喜欢你从来不会说
多在乎你到底懂不懂
你有没有对我一点点心动 Oh～
爱我的话 给我回答
我的爱丫爱丫没时差
等待 是我为你付出的代价 Oh～
爱我的话 要回答
我只等你等你一句话
走太远 你 走太远 你的回答
听不见
爱我的话 给我回答
我的爱丫爱丫没时差
等待 是我为你付出的代价 Oh～
爱我的话 给我要回答
我只等你等你一句话
走太远 你 走太远 你的回答
听不见

Write In English ~ For Ah Chong

It's now 12.28am in the midnight ..
Late to hand in my homework ~~~
But wat to do .. blank in my mind mar .. T_T!

Another day has passed, and yes! Tiring day as always with my keep fit plan ~ I know I already fit ( as usual ), but bo huat mar ... gotta make it perfect .. I'm aim for perfect that kind of guy mar! In order to succeed, I've already jogging with the jog machine in the gym until I really really really cannot tahan anymore only come down. After that, Jump into water! Swim ~~~ But until now still cant swim well, cause of the stupid timing of taking breathe! Still learning ... I'm so humble to say this. There are lots of swimming monster inside the pool, they can swim veliii fasttt just like a fish ... somemore is aunty and uncle (OMG)! Sometimes, they did come by and tell me how to swim well .. they're just nice don't they? =). As for Mr.Jazz, he's still working out for the muscles! Too bad ... just can see bones!(ngek ngek ngek). Beside exercise, food is an important part of keep fit too! I heard my friends say .. If you din eat anything after 7pm .. sure won't increase ur weight 1! Some says 6pm .. and some 8pm .. So, without risking any time! I don't take any food after 6pm =_=.

Ah Chong message me in here, my lovely blog! Wow .. Kinda shock cause he view my blog lol! He is a real funny guy .. and he teach me lots of thing! He even help me pass my first semester practical exam by help me flip sunny side up! And now he's an excellent chef in a chinese restaurant! Without him, there are no H'ng Jian Kai sitting in front pc and write this blog d! Salute Master Chong! The last time i met him is at Ultimaxx KOPITIAM( is it? lol )beside Queensbay Mall. It's so coincident we both taking our middle break from our work, I'm happy to see him again! We sit down and chat chat chat .. suddenly turned the topic to DOTA! When we're studying in college, we always went to nearby cyber cafe to play dota when break time. Although we feed most of the time, but it's a real sweet memory to me! Sunny! The dota pro of our class, always let us drag go feed(hahaha).. In the end, we get scold by him .. never miss before! And when win, he say because he pro ... LOL! Awww, just so miss them! Having a class gathering? LOL .. I don't think so! There are lots of clan in my class just like Warcraft3 .. Orc .. Human .. NightElf .. Undead! So what I can expect for the future is group gathering or clan gathering =_=!

To all my dear friends, I'm not sad right now and thanks for caring =). I'm doing just fine ~ I am just a little sick of what happening last few days .. It doesn't effect my mood with daily life .. still the same old Ahhhhh KAI! Is it I am in love sick? Still the same answer ~ "SECRET"! Will post a song lyric to explain okay? xD

Oh well well, Jasclyn ~ You got check homework har ... hahaha! Did you have a great day at work? I'm sure you are =)

Okay la ~ my fellow readers!
That's all for today ~~~

THE END

每月都有情人节哦~

1月14日 日记情人节 Diary Day
新的一年，在日记中把对喜欢的人的表白和计划写出，在心中撒下爱的种子。
2月14日 传统情人节 Valentine's Day
据西方传统，喜欢他就送他巧克力，行动要快噢。因为他不止只会收到你的巧克力。
3月14日 白色情人节 White Day
他喜欢你吗？还是他只喜欢吃巧克力？送出巧克力一个月后，女生就能收到同样喜欢自己的男生送的白色糖果。吃颗糖果感觉真甜蜜。
4月14日 糖果情人节 Candy Day
爱情开始萌芽，患得患失的心情就像吃着柠檬口味的糖果般又酸又甜。
5月14日 玫瑰情人节 Rose Day
在一起一段时间了，他是真的爱你吗？他是你寻找的另一半吗？表白一下吧！不好意思？没关系！只在今天买玫瑰给对方就ok啦！
白色：一般朋友 黄色：知己 红色：爱人
你一定会送红色的。
6月14日 亲亲情人节 Kiss Day
你也收到他的红玫瑰了？我闪人！因为你们马上要kiss了！今天看到别人在kiss?不用回避，因为今天是Kiss Day。
7月14日 银色情人节 Silver Day
传统习俗是用银戒订婚。今天你们去买一对戴在手上，作为甜蜜心情的见证。
8月14日 绿色情人节 Green Day
相爱的人们成双成对地去郊游，爬山游水感受自然，就像他们要携手走过爱情一样。
9月14日 相片情人节 Music and Photo Day
练久的情歌今天终于登场了，虽然五音不全，但用心听会有会心的笑容。用相机拍下这灿烂又充满甜蜜的笑容吧！
10月14日 葡萄酒情人节 Wine Day
烛光下晃动着深红色的葡萄酒，爱情也一样要用心慢慢地品味。
11月14日 电影情人节 Orange and Movie Day
今晚有空吗？一起去看场电影吧！手牵手一起去电影院，记得买橙汁噢！
12月14日 拥抱情人节 Hug Day
一年了，你们仍然相爱，你看天空闪烁着星星，而你们相拥在一起，希望永远停留在这一刻。。。。。。

发呆 .....
又发呆 .....
看着银幕发呆 .....
还在发呆 .....
还是在发呆 .....
方建凯! 你不可以再发呆了! 不然真的来不及交功课啦~~~~~

最近阿, 都是重复的做着一样的东西 ... 除了运动还是运动=_=. 经过我不断的努力, 终于! 我觉得到我还是一样 ... 唉! 不过, 效果是那么快出现的 .. 所以还是会加油啦! 累透了的我 .. 可是很有心的 .. 特地写了这篇功课才肯睡觉哦! Jasclyn最近工作了 .. 不懂有没有上来查查我有没有交功课 .. 不过没关系! 我还是会交给大家~ 最近很少有机会跟她聊到天, 当然我明白 .. 做工回来是很累的. 不过还是好想问问她 "工作会累吗?" "有没有定时用餐" "有没有人欺负你啊?" 关心话之类的, 烦是烦了点 .. 甚至会受不了 .. 最后我还是选择了在功课里问吧! 我觉得她哦 华文应该是很好的咯 .. 她的华文文章真的是可以写长过我两倍! 对! 两倍! 我的天啊 .. =_=. 所以呢 我封她为"神"是正确的!

一个很要好的朋友, 突然感到陌生了. 你害怕这种事情发生在你身上吗? 我会! 所谓封得上是很要好的朋友, 就是很合得来很能聊很能玩的那种朋友吧? 对, 这就是我的标准! 不需要外表好看 因为我也不是很好看(其实我是帅呆了)也不需要口齿伶俐 .. 不要完全不讲话的就好. 就在最近, 这件事情真的发生在我身上了 .. 虽然是很残酷的事实 .. 不过还是在没办法下接受了这个事实! 天下无不散之筵席 .. 这句经典句子我终于用到了 .. 这种感觉实在是痛苦不堪阿! 对我而言, 跟失恋相比 .. 失恋真的没得比. "至少还是朋友" .. 我是这样安慰自己的 .. 都发生了 .. 乐观点吧! 柴九都有说啦 .. 人生就几个十年, 最重要痛快! 四年前, 一位朋友告诉我 .. "朋友互相帮助跟朋友互相利用, 有分别吗?" 他说含义是一样的, 只是好听跟不好听而已. 我当时好愤怒他如此般的侮辱, 不过没办法 .. 这是事实 .. 不想承认也不能否认. 不过, 这句话我没在怕 .. 因为我一向来都乐于助人~ 了解我的朋友们! 是不是到你们不想承认也不能否认了呢? (嘿嘿嘿!) 我没在意啦 .. 当了你的朋友就是要帮忙你 一起创造一个完整的FRIENSHIP!

至于戏里面常常用的 "爱你一生一世" "永不分离" "没有你 我会死" 这种对话 你敢对你的另一半承诺吗? 就算你承诺了 万一分手了 还会保持你所答应的承诺吗? 我是绝对不敢许下如此的承诺! 觉得我悲观了吗? 并没有, 因为我这人说了算 .. 我也不会坚持的保持一段如此勉强的感情 .. 不过, 我还是会说些 "我爱你" 之类的话 因为这是我所可以保证的. 印象中好深刻的一首歌, 信乐团的死了都要爱 .. 哇勒! 要咩 .. 看到歌名就感到痛苦了 .. 听了也心酸起来 =_=. 当然, 我没有侮辱这首歌的意思 .. 因为我深信这世上真的有人爱到这种地步的. 今天我终于明白为什么我那么喜欢周杰伦了, 因为简单爱这首歌 .. 真的是蛮适合我的! "爱能不能够永远单纯没有悲哀" 这句歌词, 就是我梦寐以求的没有悲哀的相爱着. 当然, 没有吵架是不正常的 .. 这也是我最怕的 .. 因为我好像无法跟我爱的人吵架(无畏的那种吵架) .. 我自己也不懂为啥 =_=. 难道真的是要吵越多越好吗 .. 那么我不就注定是天煞孤星! 唉 .. 烦恼 =_=.

我今天的活动真的是很平凡 .. 就去运动了整天! 不过也没什么不好的, 平凡的幸福才是最幸福的! 你们也要幸福哦~

完毕

人生如戏~
每一出戏里 总会有一个自己~
就算只剩一个人也要演下去~
像一出没有对手的对手戏~

哈罗! 读者朋友们 我来了~~~ 七早八早就起身的我 又来赶功课咯 ^_^. 问我上面的那些字是什么? 其实是我起身后, 听了觉得在描述我的一首歌. 什么歌? 萧闳仁 - 王宝钏苦守寒窑十八年咯~ 没听过吧? 哈哈哈! 人生如戏 .. 这句话说得没错! 每个人在这社会上都扮演着一个角色, 至于是主角还是配角 .. 就要看自己的作为了. 当主角是很累的~ 对白最多 .. 动作也最多 .. 什么都多 .. 所以呢 我还是比较喜欢乖乖的当配角! 虽说是当配角 .. 也要当一个受人注目与好人派的配角! 你们有谁当不了主角而在烦恼的吗? 不需要烦恼嘛 ~ 我可以当你戏里的唯一配角啦 .. 要不然可以跟我一样写写blog, 在这里当主角!(不小心当上了主角=_=). 主角这个角色也并不是说努力就可以当的 .. 有些人天生就是主角 没得怨的=_=. 往好的角度看, 没有了配角 主角是无法发挥的 .. 我们还可以LANSI回他 :"没有我们助阵 你算老几?". 每出戏都有一个奸角, 无论他有多坏多邪恶都与我们无关 .. 因为主角会来SETTLE他的. 我们也不需要顾虑到最后的结果, 因为主角是不会死的! 肯定是HAPPY ENDING! 配角万岁!

你幸福了吗? 我还没哦! 身为单身汉的我, 总是被朋友怀疑我到底是否单身(我单身很奇怪咩=_=). 都是你们的错咯 .. 说我可爱 .. 可什么爱哦! 男人大丈夫可爱成何体统~~~~ 看现在可爱没人爱了 T_T! 你们要负责任 赶快介绍点正妹给我(嘿嘿嘿). 追求一个人也要看TIMING的, 像我这样追过两次女生 .. 一个就太慢告白 一个就太快告白 =_=. 太慢的那个, 由于是第一次嘛 .. 慢慢拖慢慢拖 .. 基础都稳固了 想要告白了! 他第二天, 既然说尤位男生与她告白了而且还同意了... T_T. 第二次呢, 就因为第一次的阴影 .. 很快速的就告白了! 结果, 吓到了她 =_=. 所以呢, TIMING是很重要的 .. 不可以太快也不可以太慢!

最近的我啊~ 每天都在做一样的事情 .. 除了运动还是运动! Mr.Jazz这个排骨呢 .. 就是我每天一起运动的排档啦~ 他的目标是要练成一身有点肌肉的身材 ... 而我呢 .. 那么状那么标准的体形(一向来都是这样)..
所以我是没啥目标啦~~~ 身体健康就好 哇哈哈哈哈! 就因为这样 .. 我们踏进了 健!身!室! 在那边我第一眼看到的就是粘在墙上的POSTER~ 什么POSTER来的? 那些健身健将的POSTER咯~ 看着一个身材标准的(哇..) .. 更大肌肉的(哇!) .. 胸肌大过我屁股的(哇!!) .. 健身女将(哗!!!!!!!!!). 接下来就各自去做运动咯~ 我玩跑步机 .. 感觉很好 .. 不知不觉 .. 我的脚步越来越退后了 .. 跑更快 .. 越来越快 .. 感觉到停下来会飞出去了! 赶快按STOP~~~ 哇! 真可恶 差点变超人了! 还是倒翻飞那种=_=. 还是玩脚踏车机好 ~ 要慢就慢 要快就快. 在我玩脚踏车机的同时, Mr.Jazz在举重部那边猛K中! 好有丑小鸭想变天鹅的FEEL. 希望他能如愿以偿的练到梦寐以求的肌肉吧! 排骨Jazz加油!

好啦, 今天的功课就这样~
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我的签名!

小啊小恶狼~~~
背着那书包上学堂~~~
不怕太阳晒~~~
也不怕风雨狂~~~
只怕先生骂我笨~~~
没有学问无脸见爹娘~~~

没错! 开学了~~ 哇哈哈哈! 小弟弟小妹妹们都上学去吧~. 昨天下午, 由于没事做 .. 就等了许多在游戏认识的一班上学族来酸(我是恶魔!). 怎知道 却被一位口齿伶俐的家伙酸回我 说我人老了 .. 学校的体育课我是承受不了的! 哼~开什么玩笑! 我假假底都是一位有运动细胞的热血汉, 每天都有定时作运动的好不好. 迟些还会去找Mr.Jazz游泳呢! "我滴热情 好像一把火 燃烧了整个沙漠" 这就是挂在我心口上的封号啦! 这位小妹妹看到了回复 连忙举起白色旗 投降啦~~不要再说了! 哇哈哈哈~ 一定是我的运动精神让她怕了. 其实, 我最近才开始运动比较多的 .. 去年罢了 骨痛热症..类似H1N1的病..食物中毒 陆续的来找我玩 .. 实在是痛苦不堪阿! 染上骨痛热症的时候 刚好就是在农历新年吃团圆饭当天, 家人大鱼大肉 我就面包加葡萄糖水 =_=. 经过这么惨酷的一次经验后, 我下定决心 要每天定时运动! 别再吃团圆饭当天 看人吃大鱼大肉了 >_<

说到游泳, 也就是去年12月跟Mr.Jazz第一次在他家楼下的游泳池那边 .. 游泳这种玩意儿! 我是不会啦=_= 不过! 是难不倒我滴~~~. 下到水, 整个人都想跳起来! 因为那游泳池真的是冷到我无法形容(我皮很厚哦!). Mr.Jazz这个排骨呢 .. 在那边发抖到无法弹动 =_=. 突然, 一位小朋友 游了过来 .. 他问 :"冷吗? 过去另外一边吧 会比较热." 我回答 :"我不要!". 他就问 :"为什么哦? 真的比较热". 我一脸正经的回答他 :"你是不是在那边尿尿过, 所以才比较热阿!" 那位小朋友急忙否认! Mr.Jazz在旁 笑到不能停不能停=_=. 不知道为什么 .. 那位小朋友就这样粘着我们了 .. 一定是我好哥哥的光芒吸引了他~ 嗯! 一定是了. 我说: "小朋友, 我要学习游泳 可以不要来打扰我吗~~?." 他就说 :"好啊 你问我一个问题 我问你一个问题 我输了 我就走~." 无奈的我 只好答应了=_=. 他问我 :"谁是米奇老鼠的最好朋友?" 呵呵呵呵呵! 简单到不行 我回答 :"一定是他的狗啦~ Pluto!" 他不耐烦地说着 :"哎哟 这样你也知道!". 到我发问了 .. 我问他 :"一个大肥, 从6楼跳下来会变成什么?". 他很快的回答 :"死人咯!" 我奸笑的说 :"错了! 大肥跳下来变死大肥咯 这样也不会! 哇哈哈哈". 那小朋友听到了答案又想笑又想气 .. 抛下一句 :"你才死大肥啦! (T__T)". 过后, Mr.Jazz就告诉我 游泳有自由式, 挖式, 反游式, 狗爬式 ... 讲到这边 我接下去 :"还有 蛇式, 鹅式, 虎式 还有降龙18式呢!" 他听了过后气得翻白眼! 哈哈哈~~. 过后他补一句 :"以你的身材 应该可以达到自然浮的境界". (干!) 过后, 不停的练习 终于学会了~ 只是还不够熟练罢了. 突然, 我感觉到自己好像轻了一点(难道我瘦了)! 我往下看了一下 .. 看到裤子好像不对劲... (虾米!) 裤子裂了! Mr.Jazz看见我样子不对劲 就游了过来 然后问我 :" 做么?" 我小声地说 :" 裤子裂了...". 他连忙爆笑! 刚刚那个小朋友好像听到了 也在那边笑 ... (干到乱啦!). 过后, 围了围巾.. 就上去Mr.Jazz的家了.. =_=. 在此我要呼吁读者 尤其是槟城的, 不要去GAMA买游泳裤! 尤其是那些 20% 30% 50% discount的 ... 否则你会体验第一天买第一天裂的情形! 我一生人没有觉得我那么有钱过 .. 就在那天花了Rm20多在那条烂裤上 下水不到3小时 就当场阵亡了.. 你说穿一次就丢了 够有钱了吧?!

好啦~最后一段了 .. 留给Jasclyn =p. 她昨天找到了推销员一职 .. 她说托我的福, 让她找到了工作! 其实, 是她自己的用心才找到的啦 ^_^. 我不懂她的华文名怎样写 所以只好叫她 Jasclyn 了=_=. 工作要加油哦~ 我和你朋友们都会支持你的 ~ 你看我也很努力再赶功课捏 ^_^.

好啦, 脑汁干了 要停了~~
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献给想看华文的朋友们

怎么都是英文字..
鬼才看得懂哦..
你这是歧视不懂看英文的我吗(=_=)...
我很想看 不过我看不懂 ...
以上这些都是一些我亲爱的朋友们所给我的意见 .. 今天早上看到Jasclyn用华文写她的blog .. 感觉上蛮特别的. 好啦!朋友们.. 我尝试使用华文来写这篇"我的真人真事" ( 帅呆了好不好 ).

今天早上感到很意外,因为今天的我是很正常的爬起来. 为啥会意外? 因为平常Mr.Jazz都会打电话来约我出门玩 =_=. 我打开电脑 .. 习惯性的就打开了Jasclyn的blog .. 啊! 华文字耶 让我感到更加意外~ 看看内容后, 平时表现乐观的我都顿时沉默了一下 .. 内容是讲述去年她和家人陪伴婆婆在医院度过的日子. 从中我看到了她是多么的 爱她婆婆 .. 她对婆婆是多么的不舍. 平时怪怪的她, 竟然给我看到她善良的一面才是今早让我最意外的啊 .. "人总是有善良的一面" 这句话果然没错^^. 我的外公外婆也是去年去世的, 不过我倒没有像她一样陪着一起度过 .. 因为我父母亲不想给我们参与. 不过身为孩子的我 是明白我父母的其实是不想我看到外公外婆在医院受尽折磨的样子. 问我他们是得了什么病? 我父母从来都不提 所以我都不知道 .. 有时想问可是看到我母亲眼睛肿肿红红的 .. 心疼之下 只好不提了 .. 当孩子的我只能陪她聊聊天 好让心情没那么低沉. 有一天, 我刚放学正要回家的路途中, 我妈打电话给我 .. 哭着对我说:"去世了.. 回家准备吧". 我想哭但我很坚强的 安慰妈妈不要哭 .. 挂了电话才哭. 唉.. 人生必有死 .. Jasclyn看开点吧 .. 我看到了你这样都心疼了起来 .. 我相信你朋友们看到都会替你心疼的 加油吧!

朋友们啊~ 我要借此机会来向你们说声谢谢 因为你们是最棒的 .. 多忙都好都抽时间来看看我的blog. 虽然有些好和不好的回应, 不过呢 我不会放弃 我还是会写 .. 因为这是我每天都需要完成的功课 ^_^. 有些是我最好的朋友 .. 有些是很好的朋友 .. 甚至还有一些是不常说话的朋友 .. 你们对我来说是特别的 没有你们就没有今天的我在这里写blog来与你们分享那么多的美好经验! 我活着得那么多日子里, 失去的朋友说多不算多 说少也不算少 .. 不过我很肯定的是 我得到的朋友比失去的多 ^_^. 失去了的朋友 并不需要去强求也不会去挽留, 因为这份缘已了 .. 有缘的话 自然会想见. 我所认识的朋友当中70%都是网上认识的 .. 70%的当中 50%都成为了我真实生活的一部分 .. 人家说网上认识朋友是很危险的 .. 我完全同意! 因为你们认识到我是很危险的 哇哈哈哈~~ 你们是逃不出我魔掌心的! 每天定时看我blog的话 就疼疼你们这些猴子们 呵呵 ~~~ ^_^!

好啦~ 我华文不好 只能写到这里啦!
用华文写给你们看了 一定要看哦~~ (不看宰了你! ^,..,^)

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Another day of 2010!
I din get enough sleep today ..
And wish to sleep until 12pm ..
But unfortunately ...
My handphone rang!

I grab my phone by crawling to corner of my bed, it's Mr.Jazz calling. " He..y.. Wa..zz..zup? " I say. He replied :" Oi , I just fetch a friend which come from Johor .. Come out and join us. ". "Is a girl" he added. He's bad .. so bad .. always use this tactic .. boring yet effective! =_=. I quickly jump off from my bed and went out to meet him after take my shower. His girl's friend name Su Ting, a normal girl ... nothing to be describe. I understand that she is coming from a KL college which will receive training at Park Royal Hotel Batu Feringgih's kitchen as a trainee through conversation. I told her I've experienced it before cause I took same course as her, and she ask me lots of question about training ( Become idol liao .. ngek ngek ) . After that, Mr.Jazz say let's went out and play!

Very rare to see .. the scene ... Mr.Jazz fetch me ( OMG ) ... for the first time with his Proton Wira. I ask him : " Ei, where to go? ". He replied : " I shall lead you all! ". Wow ... He's so man and I trusted him. After drive few road and lorong .. He stopped in front of Penang Bowl .. My brain poped out a bubble which contain "WTF". He must be beh song liao after that day I whisper him ... and want revenge today ( He bring his own bowling ball come loh! ). For that moment, I know me diok lie and trust wrong people liao ... But I cant run ... I am a MAN .. So i face it by putting my pride in ( Very handsome .. forget take picture ). Today form KAO .. I make diok 2 strike and 1 spare in 1 match although is not a good result ... but I'm proud of it because Mr.Jazz the pro win me 10 marks nia wahahahaha (Just like I say .. bad luck year for him). As for Su Ting, she's not that talented .. but she did hit down some pins =). Then we went to lunch after bowling.

Next destination, Lorong Selamat ... the place we get chop price. Mr.Jazz explained to Su Ting that Char Koay Teow is a must eat food in Penang .. And every single person from outstation sure get chop over here! ( Me not from outstation .. why drag me come chop ler? ). The Char Koay Teow hor .. Minimum price Rm6.50 .. The aunty hor .. wear spec and fry koay teow ( Yeng hor?? ). We ordered 2 plate and sit down inside kopitiam .. then i saw a poster write " No order drinks charge 50 cent "( What is thisss ~~~~~). After 10 minutes of waiting, the Char Koay Teow arrived!!! I'm amazed ... very small plate .. and after I taste it .. normal nia worrrr ... =_=. Su Ting ask .. :" Hao Chi Ma? " I replied :" Rm6.50 worr Dang Ran Hao Chi Laaaa ". She understand wat i mean and experienced Penang Char Koay Teow ( with tears T_T ). After that, Mr.Jazz fetch her to hostel at Batu Ferinngih ( Me kena also loh ). About 20 minutes of journey, we reached her hostel. The bumper near her hostel is very high .. high until Mr.Jazz car's bottom can reach and kiss it. After kissed the bumper, Mr.Jazz say : Ah Kai arrrr ... ( Hint that I'm fat ). I replied : " Your bowling ball la! ". Su Ting curi curi laugh at behind .. =_=. We help her take all the luggage to her hostel and wave to her .. BYEBYE!

I reached home and the first thing i do is kacau Jasclyn! Jx loves Nah today .. Her msn status. I Nah at her once i msg her at msn .. and she Nah me back as well continuously .. finally i give up ( She's naughty than me a lotttt ). Then i ask her :" Ate wat bomb today .. so strong fire smell ". She replied :" Dunno .. ". I know something is wrong liao .. then i take a look at her blog. There .. She comment on her K brother post at facebook but kena F buta by an unknown guy .. and of course she argue back ( Fierce ... dun siao siao with her ). Drag down her blog ... Eiii ... She write something about me ( Sweet! ). She claimed that I'm childish but yesterday at msn she say i am 70% over matured and 30% not yet over matured .. She's weird but cute ! There is the place that makes me feel she so special .. haha =_=. I tried advise her to not argue with that idiot guy anymore la .. I know she's angry with that .. but hopefully she'll listen to wat i say la ^_^

The only thing that makes me feel a liltle sad is because of a girl. Her name is Claire and I love her very much since the day we chat at msn. She's a girl from Penang and went to Australia for her studies, she dun like to be there .. and yet she has survive there. She has make lots of friend there .. and I'm really happy for her... but we talk lesser since that .. but nevermine .. as long as she is happy. She's weak and always feel uncomfortable .. somemore got lots of assignment waiting for her .. which make her really getting worse. Yesterday, one of her friend passed away .. she must have a complicated feel now .. Sigh! I cant do anything but just cheer her with few sentence in msn .. Hope that her friends at Australia would care about her more.

Sad ending for today ..
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Hey! It's 2010 ~~
It's certainly a greater year for y'all. ( If not dun F me)
I really hope it will be a better year =)
I'm having a great first day of new year .. don't believe?
Will show you what i doing on the first day ^_^

It was early in the morning, I received a call from my real good pal Mr.Jazz .. and I answer the phone automaticly by saying :" Hey, wassup?" He replied :" Oi, Let's go bowling later .. I'll bring a girl out to intro you." With such offer .. I sure agree to go ei mar. Then, we decide to meet up at Penang Bowl at 3 something. Since the clock is pointing at the number 9 and I got nothing to do, I've decided went Xnet ( My second home last time .. which is a CC ) to meet my old friend. I've quit gaming for quite a long time .. so it's getting less for me to go there and meet them. They've changed a lot ... some long hair become short hair .. some short hair become long hair ... even got one long hair become botak (O M G). The botak name Leez and i was kinda curious abot his hair .. so I ask him :" Ei, where your hair gone? " He replied :" Hair saloon loh. " ( Kek kih answer! ) Then I ask again :" Who chi kek u so badly .. until you need to go shaolin temple? " He replied : " No lar, my girlfriend say my hair long like girl .. I ma cut till short like boy loh. " Then we laugh together =_=. After that, we went to have our lunch and have a great time joking to each others. =)

Clock showing 3, I take off from Xnet and heading to Penang Bowl. I waiting for Mr.Jazz there for about 10 minutes .. while my mind thinking patient .. patient ... 12 minutes ... 13 minutes .. 14 minutes until 20 minutes .. me beh tong d! I call him to ask why still didn't come and he explained that come out liao but forget take socks .. so he go back take and come back again =_=. Well, I forgive him ( Cause he offer to take socks for me since i forget to take it also ). About 3-5 minutes later, he reached Penang Bowl ... with a girl ( ngek ngek ngek ). That girl name Yi En, a quite friendly girl which can talk to me like a good friend. Finally, bowling begins! Well, as u all know .. I am a gentleman .. So I let Yi En start first. She's quite talented cause she hitted pin as this is the first time she play bowling! Then .. Mr.Jazz whisper me :" Yi En got write diary one." And of course my brain is full of question marks! He continued by :" 1st of January 2010 .. I've beaten Ah Kai in bowling as this is the first time i play bowling. " I tell him nevermine lar ~ ( In fact I really care!! ). I starting nervous and .. the ball masuk longkang =_=. Mr.Jazz starting to laugh, and I explained that the longkang big not skill problem ... He laugh even loud =_=. After that, Yi En get strike! ALL PIN DOWN! ... ( Headache .. headache .. ). Luckily, I get a strike also for the next ball. The match end up I win with an extra spare .. phew~. Then i whisper Mr.Jazz :" I want to start write diary with 1st of January 2010 .. Mr.Jazz wish cant be fulfill, must be a real bad luck year ".( Wahahahaha) After that, we went to have our dinner and go back home seperately.

CrazyKiss <== She told me that she put crazy once she start blogging, as for the kiss word comes from a game she play while all of her friend put kiss ... combine together CrazyKiss. She explained that not because kiss people like crazy =_=. Instead of calling her CrazyKiss .. She prefer we call her as Jasclyn ( doesn't it sweet? xD ). Today i chat with her at msn, and as we stop chat for a while only ... she appear offline =_=. I got ask her before that why do she always offline without telling me .. She says she like to offline silently .. I replied :" you're so weird .. ". She'll just reply me with : " Biasa lar .. ". ( The answer i always receive from her ). She's just weird and cute don't she? =). I've viewed her blog just now .. she's kinda upset because of her cousin ... hope she will get fine soon ^_^.

Mumu <== She is one of my brother .. She's the weirdest girl I know in the history. She request me to write about her in blog today if not she gonna kill me =_=. Well .. kind man like me ma write something about her loh. She is a real brother! We can talk about anything at msn and guess wat .. we never met before wahahaha. ( She lansi dun want meet me ). She got some relationship problem with her boyfriend last year, and I wish that she could settle her problem and live happily in this brand new year! ( Work hard on your training as well ) =)

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New Year Eve

Finally ..
The day I've waiting for so long ..
The last day of 2009!
The day I could celebrate with all my bros!
The day I can experience worse traffic jam ever!
The day I can see the most charming fireworks!
The day I can look at lots of hot chicks @@
LOL~ cut this bullshit ..

The day i can wish all my lovely friends .. Happy New Year ^_^

That day, I wake up real early on the morning and I decided to take a jog nearby my house area. A lazy bump like me would take a jog early in the morning sounds weird right? lol =) Nah .. I am a hardworking guys .. ( as usual ) ngek ngek ngek .. Just that that day I feel like this is the last jog of 2009 to me .. So .. I ma gong gong go jog loh .. =_= It's kinda hell of tired! But it doesn't spoil my jog spirit .. too bad huh? Wahahaha. Before coming home i bought my brother breakfast .. A real big pack of WANTAN MEE! And I think he'll be touched .. mana tau he replied :" Wahlao ei, I just ate wantan mee la yesterday! Today eat again ~~~~~~ Ahhhh."
I replied :" You yesterday pang jio liao today no need pang jio hiorrrr?"
Then he just take the noodles and eat it =_=.

After that, I went upstairs and take a look at my PC. Wow! A vampire online in the morning .. ngek ngek ngek .. SHE is the girl that i know on facebook through farmville. Her name was crazykiss! ( Maybe she like to kiss peoples like crazy .. LOL ) She's a nice girl and sweet darling ~ although .. sometimes ... she was ... errrr ... kinda ... u know .. =_= For example, I say :"Hey, you're a freaking sleeping pig!" She probably would reply me with " tqtqtqtq" which make lots of question marks inside my brain LOL. Maybe because of this, I think that she's a real special girl =_=. I would chat with her when she's on to understand her more. She's the one who teach me about farmville on facebook .. how to plant .. how to know wat kind of plant is worth to plant and get all the ribbons only known as PRO! I don't know why .. I just follow it =_= Hahaha. And guess wat .. i start this blog is because of her too .. =_= ( easy get infected >_< ). Ok~ enough introducing, that day she went to countdown with her family and have a great time from viewing her blog and I'm happy for her ^_^

I sat in front of my pc until 6pm, then i drive out and fetch my brothers to queensbay to have our movie which show on 7.45pm! "The Treasure Hunter" main cast Jay Chou ( ngek ngek ) is the movie that I've watch for the last time at 2009 ^_^. The reason why i watch this movie is not because of the super model "Lin Zhi Ling". It's Jay Chou .. He's my idol since high school. Some of friends don't really like him I dunno why .. but for me .. YES! He's talented .. He can sing .. He can act .. And finally he can direct as a director. OK, the movie ... It's kinda action and funny movie but yet .. it's not that nice. The nice parts are in when they're fighting and the funny parts of Eric Tsang speaking .. LOL. But bo huat .. I'm loyal to my idol .. so i watched the movie until finish ( In fact, I kip jio until kih siao inside cinema >_<)

Once the movie finish, I'm the first who ruch out from the cinema. While I step inside the toilet ... It was full!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!! ARGHHHH!!! After 2-3 minutes of waiting, stream of fountain is finally released =_=. My friends laughing at me when i step out from toilet .. damn them. They still teach me .. next time before go in cinema .. release it la. They tot i stupid meh .. me ma know .. release liao but still got balance mar! =_=. After that, we went to visit our friends from many outlet where they work to burn our time .. because there are 2 and a half hours to go before countdown. We soh here soh there .. talk here talk there .. until 10.45pm then we went to the concert. TANK was singing there once i step out from queensbay, the sound effect there is just excellent! While the mic is just .. sucks to the max! I only can hear the music but cant hear what he's singing .. so lame =_=. OK, skip TANK. After that Dong Li Huo Che came out! Wow~~ It's amazing they can cover the sound effect with their voice .. ROCKER rocks! I standing there and watch their show ... I'm paralyzed ^_^. Just like Stephen Chow say :" Fai Lok Geh Shi Gan Guo Dak Hou Fai , Yao Hai Si Gan Gong Bye Bye ". Without any knowing .. 2010 has came ~
We screaming really loud !! 5!! 4!! 3!! 2!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ HAPPY NEW YEAR! And the magic begin .. wink wink* FIREWORKS! The perfect end touch ^_^.

After the heavenly fireworks, I feel like suddenly fell into hell. TRAFFIC JAM!!! The road is not jam with cars! HUMANS! HUMANBEING! They just walk on middle of the road ... Sigh .. But nevermine la, new year ma .. break some rules loh .. kakaka. With my perfect skill of driving ( ngek ngek .. self praising ) .. I finally rush out from hell .. I FEEL GOOD ~. And not to forget i sent sms to all my friend to wish them happy new year ^_^. And send a kiss to crazykiss since she like kiss ... LOL. Well .. she send back a real cute kiss emoticon to me haha .. She's cute after all =)

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