HOMEWORK FOR TEACHER! 2

Why do I put "2" you ask?
The reason is very simple ~
As you see for now ~
Iron Man 2 lah ~
Ip Man 2 lah ~
I follow trend only mar .. hahahaha!

Dear readers, long time no see! Just passby and clear dust for my blog loh .. Business do big liao no time to come and write mar .. LOL! My blog's teacher ask me to update .. And as you all know ... Me guai kia lai mar! Somemore she say tomorrow she gg liao, treat this as the last blog i write to her loh. So young .... T_T! Nowdays, I'm kinda get involve in sing K activities! First, I really like to sing! Second, My brada Jimmy want to have improvement in singing .. I mah accompany him sing K loh .. Brada no kira mar! Third, friend's birthday ... nge nge want sing K .. from 12am sing until 4am ... FUCKING TIRED =_=. Although I'm not that good in singing, but I learned quite lots of skill in singing =D. Don't believe me? Lai diok larrrr!! Yesterday, I went to Timesquare Penang to meet my buddy Jazz and saw diok futsal competition .. Kinda miss the moment when I'm still kicking football with my high school's mate .. =) Beside this, there are cosplay competition happening inside the mall's front stage! Actually, I feel kinda weird lar .. Like crazy peoples coming out from tanjung rambutan =_=. And not to be forget, there are drum performance at ground floor! My brada Jimmy favourite =D. The drum performance is kinda nice .. It can turn into 3 different sound .. COOL!

Today, I din meet my brada ... Because we both pok kai liao! Hahahahaha! It's kinda miracle .. as we meet nonstop from last month until now I guess? LOL! We're not gay ok? We're just got lot of thing to be done and discuss together! We're totally opposite person .. It's like magnet + and - only can combine mar .. So we get along always LOL! But, there are one thing same about us ... We're always the sad charecter when talking about love stuff T_T. There are two things that I'm really impressed with him is that he got real good public relation and he can play drum! How to say he is good in public relation? From what I can see .. he really mix well with dealers where he is working! And he always tell me this : " Ah kai ar, this thing arrr you have to learn eiii .. it helps in work ". I always reply him with an "Oh" .. because he really told me this for lots of time d =_=. And of course .. It's true! And how come he is good in drum? He can play level 22 doogie doogie at cosmic loh! Although he dunno how to lap the pedal ... and hands position not correct .. somtimes very chiu cheng ... LOL! But count not bad liao lar .. at least he can combo quite a lot =D. He taught me quite a lot about working thing .. I really appreciate him as my brada .. Thx! =). P/S : SEC laaaaaa! 3 days more to persuade .. I won't give up! wakakakakakka!!

It's been long time I don't have my real own girlfriend, especially the day she declared that she is single. I'm awake ... yes ... We're still single =). Still remember the day I work for farlim SEC, there are a person who take care of temple telling me that he got fate with me ... and telling me that my other half haven't came ... =(. Somemore last week, meet a friend who know tarot .. He also say my other half also haven't come. In order to dump this troublesome thing away, I choose to not think about this anymore .. as a free styler =D. And at least, I still got my Noel sis to care about me all the time .. She'll ask about me all the time .. not talking about bullshit about her all the time =). Appreciated!

Ok lar, That's all I can write =)
THE END

絕對不要當單親爸爸XD

這是一個35歲男人與他五歲兒子之間的故事，我們來看看，年幼無知的小孩是如何與他辛苦的父親互動的。

PART 1
父：寶貝來，吃飯囉！
孩：喔！爸爸我問你，什麼事會讓上面的人愉快，下面的人高興
父：小孩子怎麼問這種問題，這個……唉呀！以後你結婚就懂了！
孩：有這麼難回答嗎？答案就是演唱會啊！
父：演唱會？
孩：對啊！上面的人很開心，下面的人很高興
父：亂七八糟！
孩：那我再問你，進浴室洗澡時，要先脫衣服還是褲子？
父：先脫衣服啊！
孩：不對！
父：那是怎樣？不脫衣服怎麼洗？
孩：應該先關門
父：啊？
孩：你洗澡都不關門喔！哈哈哈哈！
父：這誰教你的啊？
孩：我們學校都在講啊！
父：以後別學這些亂七八糟的東西回來！
孩：喔！
父：寶貝，那我問你喔！烏龜有沒有牙齒？
孩：你沒張開嘴我怎麼知道！哈哈哈哈
父：（撒嬌）唉唷！不管啦不管啦！你一定聽過了對不對！？
孩：爸爸，你怎麼那麼耍小孩子脾氣呢？
父：（繼續撒嬌）我哪有？
孩：還沒有，你講話好像小孩子！
父：不跟你玩了，吃飯！ （吃飯聲）
孩：爸爸，你很童心未泯喔！？
父：什麼東西？
孩：童心未泯啦！
父：寶貝你好厲害喔！你會說成語啊！
孩：老師教的
父：你們幼稚園有在教這個喔？
孩：沒有
父：那你怎麼會？
孩：我問老師的
父：你怎麼問的？
孩：我在家裡撿到一個氣球
父：在家裡哪裡撿到？
孩：你房間
父：我房間哪裡有氣球？
孩：有啊！我在你房間地板上撿到的，就是那個長長的、油油的，你吹到骺谒福?br /> 父：啊？那個是保險……你把那個拿去學校給老師看？然後呢？
孩：老師好像很害羞，臉都紅了
父：我才丟人呢！
孩：對對對！老師也說你很丟人，氣球也不收好，還被小孩子撿到，但是我問老師幹嘛這麼激動，老師又說沒有，他說你童心未泯在吹氣球，然後就叫我回去教室。
父：唉唷！寶貝，你害死我了啦！我再也不敢去你們學校接你下課了！
孩：為什麼？
父：還為什麼！因為你把我用過的保……氣球拿去學校
孩：那又怎樣？老師已經說你童心未泯了啊！你還想要老師怎麼讚美你？
父：閉嘴！給我吃飯！
孩：爸爸，你等一下要不要幫我吹氣球？
父：吃----飯！

PART 2
父：寶貝，今天在學校好不好啊？
孩：好啊！
父：好？好為什麼老師要你寫『我再也不打架了』？
孩：…………
父：說不出來了喔！你怎麼可以打架呢？爸爸不是跟你說過，好孩子不可以打架的嗎？
孩：是喔！可是小華也有打我
父：你去打小華？為什麼你要打小華
孩：因為你說好小孩不可以打架呀！
父：對啊！
孩：我以為小華是好小孩不會還手，可是他不是好小孩………
父：你才是壞小孩，無冤無故幹嘛打人！？下次不可以囉！
孩：喔！
父：來，吃飯！
孩：爸爸，我想吃西莎
父：你說金莎還是西莎？
孩：西莎？
父：西莎是給小狗吃的耶！你白癡啊！
孩：可是我看那個電視廣告好像很好吃的樣子，我要吃嘛！
父：吵死了！這樣吧！明天爸爸買寶路給你吃好不好？
孩：不要啦！寶路都乾乾的，看起來就不好吃，我要吃西莎啦！
父：不要吵！吵死人了！壞孩子
孩：你才壞孩子
父：什麼我壞孩子？我是你爸爸耶！
孩：你是壞孩子
父：為什麼說我壞孩子？
孩：我聽見別人說的
父：你聽誰說的？
孩：我聽陳阿姨說的
父：你什麼時候聽陳阿姨說的？
孩：陳阿姨昨天晚上說的
父：陳阿姨昨天晚上哪有說？
孩：有啊！昨天陳阿姨跟你一起進了房間，你就怕我偷看到所以就把門鎖起來，可是我還是有聽到，你們進去沒多久，陳阿姨就一直大聲說『你這壞孩子，看我今天怎麼教訓你！先用皮鞭伺候………』
父：那是………小孩子不懂！反正爸爸不是壞孩子就對了！別再亂講話了，你趕快把飯吃完，吃完爸爸幫你洗澡。
孩：喔！ （父子吃飯聲）
父：對了寶貝，你這次沒有去幼稚園告訴老師吧？
孩：沒有！
父：那就好，上次被你搞一下，我都不敢去你們學校接你下課了
孩：是老師自己問我的
父：什麼！？老師問你什麼？
孩：我不是被老師罰寫嗎？然後我就寫『我再也不打架了』嗎？
父：對呀！然後呢？
孩：原先我不是這樣寫的，我寫『我不要跟爸爸一樣作壞孩子』，老師就問我為什麼要這樣寫，我就跟他說你跟陳阿姨的事啊！
父：啊？我完了！你居然去跟老師說這個！？
孩：老師說你應該再婚了，不要一直玩這種壞孩子的遊戲，會教壞小孩子
父：我完了！我的形象都被你給毀了！
孩：那怎麼辦？要不要皮鞭伺候？
父：吃、飯~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
孩：喔！（吃飯聲）還是你要滴蠟燭？
父：吃、飯！

As we go on ~
We remember ~
All the times we ~
Had together ~
And as our lives change ~
From whatever ~
We will still be ~
Friends forever!

Yea babeh! This is the chorus part of Graduation from Vitamin C! This is the song i keep repeat and repeat at this very moment .. Because I really appreciate all the collague from Samsung Camera for the friendliness given by them. I do not feel any pressure while working with them .. Thanks guys! But I hate my boss, always giving me pressure before working! ALWAYS~~~~~~~~! I just went back from Ipoh pc fair .. and well .. it's kinda sucks over there .. except those chicks ... HAHAAHAHA! The most regretable thing happens over there is I miss the chance to eat Ipoh chicken rice ... When we reach there ... The stall owner say SOLD OUT! Whole bunch of us start yelling "Awwwwwwwwww"! Nevermind ... August still got pc fair ... Wahahaha! That time I gonna keep cameras real early! real fast! and drive there to eat! eat! eat! The fair ends up .. sales not bad =).

As a fair promoter, I understand that we need to know our products at first and serve customer real well to get the sales. And knowing the language that they're using in certain state. First of all, I do not know my products .. And because of this I do not be able to serve well to customer! And somemore when at Ipoh, customer came to our booth and talk cantonese to me ... You know lar .. Stay penang too long ei people sure cant used to it mar! Then, I stunned there for 5 second .. after that, I promote our camera to him with my lousy cantonese .. T_T. Luckily, One of sale is from him ... haha! After talk and talk, my cantonese is getting better and better .. Learn fast ei people si anneh ei mar bo huat ei xD. Since I am lack of knowledge in camera, I study camera more than promote our camera to customer .. while my seniors done most of the sales. From what I know from there, having a DSLR has became a trend for people nowdays. Nikon's booth just beside our booth .. and putting a fucking DSLR there .. which attract real lots of customer to try it! Some even came over to our booth to ask about Nikon's camera ... WTF!? Then, I began to tulan about this and start standing in front of the DSLR display for blocking purpose ... Now you all know loh, body big ei advantage! One of the reason I block that camera is because the dealer over there rob our customer while we're promoting our compact cameras! Even my senior ask the customer to go in for Sony's DSLR! LOL! And oh yeah, to all my friend who are interested in DSLR .. If your budget is 3k or below, just go for Sony's DSLR! I'm sure it's the best option and it does provide training for camera user!

After back from Ipoh, I've notice that she is having fever. Although I still hating her at that moment ... I still care ... The only reason I can think that she is my dear. She's weak and always get sick easily .. can say as sick everyday .. Guiness world record also can write in liao =_=. Everytime I saw her personal message about what sick she's having .. I surely "sigh" deeply! What to do ... I cant ask her : "Hey! Can you stop sicking?!" I'm truly sorry for her .. but there are real lots of friend who care about her. Everytimes she calls, I'll get a real bad feeling .. I don't know why .. but I can feel that I'll argue with her if I answer the call from the bad day's pressure I'm having. I was so afraid to answer and just stare at the phone ringing .. until it stops. I'd rather share my heart's thing with my brada .. At least, it ends peacefully. She'll be seeing this blog for sure .. but who cares .. this is the thing I've been thinking. =)

Ok lar, That's all for this time~
THE END

LOL!

1、结婚登记处一对恋人来登记。
管理人员问女方：“你叫乜嘢名啊？"
女的说："我黎洁芬。"
管理员说：“我知你嚟结婚，不过衣家系问你叫做乜嘢名。”
女的说：“我系黎洁芬咧！”
管理员说：“真系痴线咯，唉！懒得同你唼气。男方呢，你叫做乜嘢名啊？”
男方说：“我吴锦广啊。”
管理员说：“点解唔敢讲嚄？呢度又冇第二个人，自己个名都唔敢讲，讲啦！你乜嘢名啊？”
男方说：“我都话吴锦广咯。”

2、一对李姓夫妇生一子名叫阿笨。一天，李笨突然离家不返，于是夫妇二人到派出所报案。
警员问夫：“你叫乜名？"
夫答：“李广仙”
警员又问妇：“你叫乜名？”
妇答：“吴港住。”
警员大怒说：“锦你地来做乜？"
夫妇大声齐答：“稳李笨。

3、玩电话最高境界
学生问教授一个人生哲理的问题∶“教授我想问，生气、愤怒、嬲到震同埋哭笑不得，有乜野唔同？”
教授说∶“我做个实验俾你睇，你就容易明嫁勒。”
於是他揭开电话簿，随便搵左一个叫PK仔既电话号码，就打电话过去，电话接通，教授按扩音键让学生听清楚……
教授∶“请问梁朝伟系度嘛？”
PK仔∶“你打错喇！”
教授∶“唔好扮野啦！梁朝伟系度嘛？”
PK仔∶“都话你打错咯！”说著就把电话挂了。
之后，教授即刻又打电话过去……
教授∶“请问梁朝伟系度嘛？”
PK仔∶“边个呀！你打错喇。”
教授∶“请问梁朝伟系度嘛？”
PK仔∶“你老母，痴线嫁。”又把电话挂了。
教授告诉学生∶“呢D就系生气喇！跟住，俾你睇下乜野叫愤怒啦！”

教授又拨一通电话过去……
教授∶“请问梁朝伟系度嘛？”
PK仔∶“你系咪五行欠打？要搵梁朝伟打去中国星啦！你老母丫，你有种就打黎俾我睇下……”。说完就更用力的甩上电话。
教授告诉学生∶“呢D就系愤怒。跟住，俾你睇下乜野叫嬲到震！”

接著，教授又拨了一通电话，这次隔了一段时间才有人接，电话一接通……
PK仔∶“顶你个肺！b你老母……”正当他破口大骂的同时……
教授∶“请问，你系咪PK仔？”
PK仔∶“喔！真系对唔住，因为头先有人恶作剧，我唔系特登要闹你……”
教授∶“唔紧要，请问梁朝伟系度嘛？”
PK仔∶“哇!你个仆……”这次没等PK仔闹完，教授就把电话挂了。
教授告诉学生∶“呢D就系嬲到震，你明未？”
学生答∶“我完全明白晒喇！”
学生点点头∶“不过……乜野系哭笑不得呢？”

教授笑了笑，又打左同一个号码，对方快速接起电话……
PK仔∶“喂！！！你个傻仔系咪想玩野呀？”
教授∶“我系梁朝伟，请问头先有冇电话搵我……”